Shannon

100 Flavours of Awesome.

[Shannon @shanol]

Stop polar bears performance in Russian circus! - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/733EBWa33h via @CdnChange

[Shannon @shanol]

@Prospectequine @OPP_HSD We just moved here three years ago, and I've never seen such aggressive driving in my life. The stretch of highway curves, it's dark, the weather often changes dramatically as you cross the ridges, but so many drivers are cutting people off, passing aggressively, it's scary.

[Shannon @shanol]

@AndreaHorwath any chance you or your team can help us locate the electric vehicle rebate submission forms? They've been taken off line, even though the deadline to submit them is over a month away. Feels like serious bad faith from the PC gov't.

[Shannon @shanol]

@lparkpc looking for help tracking down the EVHIP forms ... they've vanished from the https://t.co/2bBwz6Ei95 website, but the deadline to submit them isn't until Sept!

[Shannon @shanol]

@goodreads I'd bet it was a Sweet Valley High book!

[Goodreads @goodreads]

Who are we kidding? https://t.co/WX7ZFK8lRe

[Shannon @shanol]

@MrDrewScott #teamdrew

[Shannon @shanol]

@OntLiberal Private childcare isn't best for children though, more doesn't equal better.

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

Problem: I'm a small baby and I'm absolutely exhausted.

Solution: I'll thrash around in a blind rage for hours because fuck taking a nap.

[Shannon @shanol]

@KX96 Imagine my confusion ... #newbaby #morecoffeeplease #notmykx

[Bailey Loewenberg @writing_wrong]

I wrote about The Bachelorette. It's funny, I swear. #TV #Blog #TheBachelorette #TrueLove #AManAndHisGrill https://t.co/WPzn95Wl15

[Shannon @shanol]

@jenniferweiner https://t.co/mUeqUwQWP0

[Bailey Loewenberg @writing_wrong]

I wrote about The Bachelorette. It's funny, I swear. #TV #Blog #TheBachelorette #TrueLove #AManAndHisGrill https://t.co/WPzn95Wl15

[Bailey Loewenberg @writing_wrong]

I write stories. They aren't terrible, I don't think. #words #story #blog #part2 #howdoIhashtag https://t.co/E48Hc1o8mc

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

"Hooray! Look at me everybody! I'm a complete fucking dick head!"

[Shannon @shanol]

Hey @HomeDepotCanada ... is it standard practice to ask customers with defective products how the return is "fair to you"? #customerservice

[Shannon @shanol]

@GringoShane do you even count, Bro?
#secondisafterfirst

[Brian Kibby @BrianKibby]

What got you there, won't necessarily keep you there. Never rest (of course, get some sleep!), but never, ever, never stop growing.

[Brent Butt @BrentButt]

I think my very favourite thing in the world is when "smug & condescending" combines with "missing the point entirely".

[Shannon @shanol]

My mom confused Phyllis Diller and Joan Rivers last night ... seems lack of interest is pop culture is genetic. #thanksmom #justcantcare

[TechCrunch @TechCrunch]

You Can Now Command The Tesla You Probably Don’t Have With The Smartwatch You Probably Don’t Have http://t.co/6ikOpf7imQ by @grg