ShakiraLover100

Universally hated. Idiot.

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i’m going to draw and quarter you bro

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@ipadprojones blue

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I’m hung

hung hung sahur

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sometimes i’ll be asleep and i’ll just pick up my phone and throw it up into the air and onto the hard wood floors

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If my foid doesn't have them erika kirk eyes, I don't want her!

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white people be like the tension in this room is palpable

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@jackkuveke Sources tells me that Marc is stable. Please God.

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@s4m31p4n telling my foid; don't spike my cortisol you stupid stupid foid!

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@salt_superb fart smellah or smart fellah... lol

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Telling my foid to act more like Whoa Vicky

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@horsebone2

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@JamesNotJamie1 @s4m31p4n Eva Braun had none of these

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They’re hanging me tonight

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@_ggbridge dude shut up I can’t hear the television set over your meowing

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@mil000 @elsaprofitable HOMO THUG PERVERT BLACK BALL MILO SMITH

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scanning my nipples in the office printer and then leaving the page in the paper tray lol

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@undeadpinko @hopes_revenge 360 no scope backflip lol

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@oldrattle_

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white people be like, babe. will you be my israel 💍

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@anthraxp1mp oh boy don't get me started about escargot u don't wanna KNOW what Imma do to those Snails 😈