ItsSimon

22nd son of June || I'm not a chef, I'm a food magician with a funny bone || Turning flour, fire, and silence into something unforgettable.

[Hon.Moses Kuria,HSC @HonMoses_Kuria]

The Movie is THE TITANIC. The ship has hit the iceberg. Water levels are near full inside the ship. Its clear to all its headed to the bottom of the sea. The passengers are prepared for the worst. Even the rats are scampering for safety and looking for an exit. BUT. Two groups remained oblivious. The band continued playing the music like nothing was happening. And.. wives of the nobles and the rich were still quarreling loudly about who would sit on the front row.

[ItsSimon @shashava_ke]

@paulinenjoroge The people of Olkarau used the free Gas to the EGG

[Sen. Karungo wa Thang'wa @KarungoThangwa]

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[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

Always remember these words. You don't need any translation. He means exactly what he says.

[Acheron™ @Thee_Acheron]

Siwezi mix love na taxes 😂

[Mòdèè🫠 @mwenda_Mmutegi]

Waking to her 27 missed calls. Sahii najua kamamaa hakajalala the whole night thinking niliignore simu yake ju I was busy climbing another which is very true but again si mlisema muhimu ni kondomizing.

[Katy  @Maroup_]

I was driving when I noticed a traffic camera flash as I passed. I knew I wasn't speeding, so I figured it had to be a mistake.

Just to be sure, I turned around and drove past the same spot again, this time even slower. Flash!

Curious now, I went around again, driving at a snail's pace. Flash!

At this point, I thought it was hilarious, so I passed by two more times, each slower than the last. Flash, flash!

I couldn't stop laughing. I was convinced the camera was broken.

Two weeks later, five tickets arrived in the my mail...

Every single one was for driving without a seat belt. 😂

[Assweto🍷🍾❤️ @Asswetooo]

Teacher: How many days does a week have?

Malebo: 8 days

[Kingdom👑 @Kings1627796]

You can’t love an AVOIDANT into security.
But you can cope with them without losing yourself.
Here’s how to stay sane when they keep pulling away:⬇️🧵

[Max The Airbnb Guy🏡 @Maxtheairbnbguy]

Avoidants Are Deeply Misunderstood

Avoidants are deeply misunderstood. They are often labelled as cold, heartless, or incapable of love. But that is not the truth. The truth is that avoidants love deeply they just love differently. They love from a distance. They love quietly. They love in ways that do not always look like love to someone who needs constant reassurance.

Yes, you can date an avoidant. And yes, you can bring them to the point where they become vulnerable. But you have to understand them. You have to understand their need for space. It is not about you. It is about their wiring. Avoidants are like a battery that needs peace to recharge. They are not running away from you. They are running towards their own sanity. When they pull back, they are not rejecting you. They are regulating themselves.

The problem is that most people take an avoidant's distance personally. They assume it means they are not loved. They assume it means they have done something wrong. So they chase. They cling. They demand connection. And the avoidant, feeling suffocated, pulls away even more.

That is the tragedy of the anxious‑avoidant cycle. The anxious partner chases. The avoidant partner runs. Both are reacting to fear. Neither is evil.

If you want to connect with an avoidant, you need to give them space without making them feel guilty for needing it. You need to let them come to you. You need to show them that you are safe to return to. That you will not punish them for needing time alone.

Avoidants are not incapable of vulnerability. They are just afraid of it. Because vulnerability for them feels like losing control. And losing control feels like danger. But with patience, trust, and understanding, an avoidant can learn to let you in. They can learn that closeness does not have to be a trap. They can learn that love can be safe. It just takes time.

#AvoidantAttachment #AttachmentTheory #Relationships #UnderstandingAvoidants #EmotionalIntelligence #SelfAwareness #DatingAdvice #MenAndWomen #RealTalk #HealingJourney #Space #Vulnerability #AvoidantAndAnxious #SecureAttachment

[ItsSimon @shashava_ke]

@Onorpik The reason,most of the people ain't patient to wait for nyama choma Ati uko na haraka.Uliskia wapi choma iko ready in 30 minutes??

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

I’m at a point in my life where as long as I know I did right by you, I’m okay with walking away when something no longer works. I used to hold on longer than I should’ve because I cared, because of history, or because I wanted things to work out. But I’ve learned you can’t keep carrying relationships by yourself. If I showed up, kept it real, and did my part, that’s enough for me. Whether it’s family, friends, whoever, I don’t force what’s no longer mutual. I just leave it where it’s at and keep moving.

[Cornelius K. Ronoh @itskipronoh]

Whoever edited this video of Gachau will not go to heaven. Jamaa ako na kiburi ya Brock Lesnar lakini ngumi ni ya Nuru Okanga!

[Joy Joy @Joyoky1]

The obsession with making people regret losing you is exhausting. Heal the ego that needs to be missed or chased to feel valuable. Your job isn’t to be someone's punishment. Your job is to build a life so full that their regret no longer matters.

[𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠 @Nomagugu_xo]

I’m a huge believer in letting a person do what they want in a relationship. Let me tell you why.

[PreacherKid 🇰🇪🇬🇧 @ItsGregy_]

Siamini sahii ni mimi naendea wasichana pale hostels. Kuna kijana analia nimeenda na manzi yake, brother relax pia wangu alichukuliwa Na Tx Ya black KCT 245R at 5:45pm on 24/08/2021.

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

After the attack at All Saints Cathedral by goons, two people went and made a report at the police station reporting theft of their phones. They were immediately paid 24,000 cash each to replace the phones and urged to drop the case.

[Field Marshal of the Han Dynasty @General_Oluchi]

Three years later, we can see that the monkeys that snatched the car key from the owner are still unable to drive it. The car is still where the owner left it.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

In the next 4 months, Be the man who has zero desire to be seen. Just busy, paid, hard to reach, and out of sight. You'll go far in life.

[Malvin @ManOfFocus_]

You're a man. 97% of your stress should be about money or job, not about who is not talking to you.