Shawn Braley

Listening is an act of love. Teacher. Stand Up Comedian. Show Producer. Long Story Short. Cincy Stories. I’m probably worrying about whether or not you like me.

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@ThatKevinSmith will you please please consider bringing Dogma to Commonwealth Sanctuary, a comedy club in a former church in the Cincinnati area, whenever you tour around with the movie? It’s the perfect venue to show it and we’re huge fans of yours!

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[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@morethescarier I’d love to book you for an event and film screening at a new venue near Cincinnati, OH. Can I get a contact to try to set something like that up? Thanks man! Big fan!

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@deviled_eggs_ I believe it and can’t wait to see y’all next month!!!

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

We’ve reached the stage of capitalism where we’re making movies about the origins of products. We’ve got Air. We’ve got Madden. I’m trying to secure the rights to the origins of slinky as we speak.

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@carterdcomedy Out here asking the real questions

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@joshgondelman And we’re all very proud of you here in Cincinnati.

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

Why is it that people who put truck nuts on their F-150 are also always against trans rights? Was your truck born with those balls? Your truck is trans, dude!

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@kyylitttz True story

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@owlsdrinkcoffee Yep, you’re booked for this week at Go Bananas now!

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@kyylitttz This is the truest thing you’ve ever said.

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

Are you there God? It’s-a-me, Mario!

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@mikewtfwells It’s the only way to get in touch when someone ghosts you.

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@FrewFilm Easily Chazzelle’s best film.

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@masonmennenga Sinners in the hands of an angry bird

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

Did you guys see Smokey the Bear is hot now? I’m not into it. Makes it feel like he’s bullying me into preventing wildfires.

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@deviled_eggs_ Good luck!

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

@JohnHaysHays I just blow em a lil kiss

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

If I were the news and was bad at my job but in a fun way, I’d write an article about this with a headline that reads:

“Jordan Peterson Finds It Is Almost Impossible to Find Child Porn on Twitter”

[Dr Jordan B Peterson @jordanbpeterson]

And it's getting just impossible to find child porn... :)

[Shawn Braley @shawn_braley]

Times are rough, but at least you live in a universe where one of the most popular songs of all time contains the lyric “suckin’ on a chili dog.”