Shawn Wilson

Technical Writer, Word & Excel Developer, VBA macro programmer. I also work remotely through

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

Our family is facing immense challenges after a devastating incident left our nephew with serious injuries. Miles needs ongoing medical care and support to recover. Please consider donating or sharing this fundraiser to help during this tough time. https://t.co/4gzb8HzEnz

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

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[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

@VaticanObserv Br. Guy: Looking forward to your talk at @LAPublicLibrary. Hoping you remember me as your undergrad at MIT!

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

I'd like to know what those quoted in the story think of TNG now.

[. @davidmcgeoch9]

It seems the sceptics were proved wrong! Maybe people who aren't so keen on the new shows now will think differently in the years to come. @StarTrek

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

@sometimesfrunny @engineers_feed Role-players keep their character sheets in these. During a game session you can write on it with a marker to keep track of hit points, spells cast, etc., and erase it afterwards.

Maybe there's a similar purpose when carrying a printout around a field site.

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

The animation shows how the dry lake has once again become a *lake* lake.

A Vast Lake Has Captivated California Where Farms Stood a Year Ago https://t.co/z3mYhBLNFj

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I hit my tweet viewing limit for the day. Wtf do I do with my life now

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

I'm guessing this study was commissioned in Ecuador

[Global Index @TheGlobal_Index]

Average penis size (erect length in cm):

🇪🇨 Ecuador: 17.61
🇨🇲 Cameroon: 16.67
🇧🇴 Bolivia: 16.51
🇭🇹 Haiti: 16.01
🇸🇳 Senegal: 15.89
🇨🇺 Cuba: 15.87
🇳🇱 Netherlands: 15.87
🇫🇷 France: 15.74
🇨🇦 Canada: 15.71
🇪🇬 Egypt: 15.69
🇬🇪 Georgia: 15.61
🇮🇹 Italy: 15.35
🇧🇷 Brazil: 15.22
🇸🇪 Sweden: 15.08
🇲🇽 Mexico: 14.92
🇩🇰 Denmark: 14.88
🇦🇷 Argentina: 14.88
🇷🇸 Serbia: 14.87
🇦🇹 Austria: 14.53
🇩🇪 Germany: 14.52
🇦🇺 Australia: 14.46
🇳🇬 Nigeria: 14.38
🇨🇭 Switzerland: 14.35
🇳🇴 Norway: 14.34
🇵🇱 Poland: 14.29
🇺🇦 Ukraine: 13.97
🇪🇸 Spain: 13.85
🇫🇮 Finland: 13.77
🇮🇳 India: 13.71
🇺🇸 USA: 13.58
🇯🇵 Japan: 13.56
🇻🇪 Venezuela: 13.33
🇷🇺 Russia: 13.21
🇰🇷 South Korea: 13.16
🇬🇧 UK: 13.13
🇨🇳 China: 13.07
🇹🇷 Turkey: 12.99
🇵🇰 Pakistan: 12.20
🇮🇷 Iran: 11.95
🇮🇩 Indonesia: 11.67
🇹🇭 Thailand: 11.45
🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 11.20
🇱🇰 Sri Lanka: 10.89
🇵🇭 Philippines: 10.85
🇲🇲 Myanmar: 10.70
🇰🇭 Cambodia: 10.04

🌍 World: 13.58

[Christina Chong @christinachongx]

No 🙃 Don’t believe everything you read on the internet. I wouldn’t tell a journalist my age and so she guessed and so now people think it’s the truth and I can’t change it 🙄🤦🏻‍♀️

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

Dm @tanek_09 Did you see my message on Discord? If you want to run for favor tonight, Jean and I are available.

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

Wordle 598 3/6

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Okay, I got lucky

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

@Marketplace Hey, @DavidBrancaccio, that idea you had for a version of "Cyrano" where the awkward-with-words guy gets ChatGPT to write words of love for Roxanne? Sorry, Kurt Vonnegut beat us to it in 1950: https://t.co/wHKBX5x9qc

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

@davidmcgeoch9 I've always wanted to see a clip of this scene with adult @wilw inserted, Forrest Gump style! Would you go for that, Wil?

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

@STDeltaShift I'm sure there's a dirty version of that punchline.

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@STDeltaShift @regphunt Plus we saw it on a big screen. It's like the Enterprise was *life-size*!

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

I’m attending Karen Bass for Mayor’s event, “Inauguration of Mayor-elect Karen Bass” – sign up now to join me! https://t.co/BGaIyxo7lT

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@kairyssdal Maybe it's just to remind themselves who they're really working for. In that case, I approve.

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

@FredTatasciore "Looks like they're heading for Tatasciore IX". Immortality at last, hey Fred? #LowerDecks

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

It's Twiki, not Twiggy. And Seven deserves better than this! (Otherwise - this is dang cool.)

[Shawn Wilson @shawnvw]

@JamesGunn @Paul_Dini Some of my wife's 1st graders said that Harley Quinn was their favorite superhero. You get why she was exasperated, right? First graders? Super *hero*?