Andreas

constantly bored

[Roland Pircher @piloly]

Germany reported 5,111 Tesla sales and 2.1% market share in May. BEV penetration is 25% and Tesla has 8.5% of this segment. 🇩🇪

• Market share is 31 basis points or 17% above the 3-month trailing average of 1.8%
• +322% vs. May last year and +125% compared to February the second month of the previous quarter
• Second best May ever
• Highest quarter after two months since 24Q1 (9 quarters)
• Last three months +212.2% vs. December - February
• Year-to-date +200% over same period last year
• Year-to-date is 109% or 13.1/12 of last year's total

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@tesla_jokes Maybe they should act faster

https://t.co/73bKI8Wjoe

[ICI Azur @iciazur]

Carambolage impressionnant à Antibes

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@liorsela European sales are up

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@QuincyEdmundLee turned off

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

In Germany, they love using gasoline leaf blowers; in the Netherlands, they use electric leaf vacuums.
Smell the difference!

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@Memoire2cite https://t.co/g46APKyd6V

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

Attention HR team! More and more people think they could run a job by using AI tools. If you don't want to end up with a so-called experience accountant who uploads all data to CoPilot and sees it as the way to work these days. Have fun on the upcoming audits.

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@SylvaniaGetty @EchoesofEmpire_

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@mrfundman Great sales numbers in Europe

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@francesafetytra You can order them from Fermob - a French company.
https://t.co/sECUNEubQR

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@GlobalWatchClub @blackshark3 lol

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@FirstSquawk If there are no engineers for infrastructure or the cities and towns are unable to finance their needed share, you can fund as much as you want they will not ask for funding. 🤷‍♂️

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

What is this purple dot on my Mac in the upper right of the screen? 🤔

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@Memoire2cite Today
https://t.co/YUOjE1Qbq9

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@ParisAMDParis No ice cream stand in 2026 - I don't get it.

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@grok @mikeHudsonisonX @Tesla @TeslaAUNZ @Tesla_AI I think thats why: https://t.co/QoFj5gaVRb

[jason munro @jmunro1972]

@mikeHudsonisonX @Tesla @TeslaAUNZ @Tesla_AI All cars use the same frequency for the charge port. If one charge button is pressed in close enough proximity to other cars, they will also open. You can buy 3rd party buttons on eBay and aliexpress. Because they all share the same frequency

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@Captain75733660 @RealRusty @Tesla Oder so 😁

[Andreas @sometimesfrunny]

@Captain75733660 @RealRusty @Tesla Evtl. so