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August 2026, Fulham win their first game of the season. Post match celebrations video and it’s McKenna with one hand in the air, his other hand patting his chest. We’ve got super Kieran McKenna rings around Craven Cottage. Meanwhile, Liam Roseniors Ipswich 0-4 Hull #itfc

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@ncfc87685 Winning one match in Munich doesn’t count as a European run/honour either 👍🏻

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@llfvi12 Ballint Bajner is the only correct answer to this, wasn’t he hooked at half time on his debut?

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@NotSamCane Not even a proper club let alone proper efl

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Can you honestly see a world where he DARES to warm up next to the snakepit?

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@billMFC23 @itfcrg im taking the piss mate, happy Monday 👍🏻

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@Tm_fh_7 9 points guarantees it barring a massive goal difference swing although could see that happening with who Millwall have left to play, if Millwall drop points though it becomes less than 9

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@TomF1978 @TEXTisBACKUP I’ll raise you Balint Bajner, stoppable on his day and really did the thinkable.

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@HarryCundy1 @IpswichTown Girlfriend due to give birth any day

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@IpswichTown Without a doubt #itfc 🎵🎶

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@IpswichTown Last 10 seconds might be the best 10 seconds of any town in 5 ever

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@IpswichTown just drop it already #itfc

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@pearciencfc just making things up but more importantly, Ipswich scored double the goals Portsmouth did and took triple the points #Levels #itfc

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@ReadNorwich He can’t read English fellas you told us that x

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@itfc_louis2 He’s done it a few times recently, seem to recall it after Stokes second as well

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@refsupportuk @IpswichTown @premierleague Having a go at people for slandering refs but more than happy to slander players. Genuinely hope you manage to get over whatever it is that’s upsetting you in life, I promise you pretending refs are god in human form isn’t the answer to it though

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@refsupportuk Bigger mistake? He literally watched the foul and came out and lied saying he didn’t see it. Refs wouldn’t need support if they did their jobs properly 👍🏻

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@bkelly776 Doubt it, he plays for Liverpool not Arsenal.

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@mithITFC Broadhead definitely only celebrated the way he did to feature on “things that pissed me off - Wrexham (a)