Shayla Smith

digital marketing. aspiring stay-at-home dog mom. sorry for tweeting about reality tv so much.

[Jimmy Fallon @jimmyfallon]

Not a lot going on at the moment.

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

@kellykeegs

[Stephen King @StephenKing]

How about this logo?

[Netflix @netflix]

The #1 way to say "no" of the summer 🚫

[mirrorball ❤️‍🔥 @penthouseheart]

you want me to work? taylor swift just told the world she is engaged to be married and you want me to work?

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

can she announce things earlier like girl your fans go to bed by 10pm now

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

@jimmyjohns girl what’s wrong? My app isn’t working so I ordered online and it said error once I ordered. Plz I’m starving love you

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

@ChaseMit Should be ILLEGAL

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

this looks like the chocolate they’d offer you in The Good Place

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

@mulaney @samsgrs I have never been so happy for a stranger that I don’t know. What an amazing photo and kudos to John for using it and giving credit. 🥹

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

@LoveCindyCee This is a work of art

[nazzo @nazzobetweeting]

be meaner you idiots

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

what Sally says about Sue says more about Sally than it does about Sue 🤭

[DOW Rapid Response @DOWResponse]

. @SecDef response to the @TheAtlantic article….

“You’re talking about a deceitful and highly discredited “so-called journalist”

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

@Cam6uckles Nene Leeks?

[Cannie Oakley: Local Cryptid @Staceballs]

Unfortunately, I have the paper towel habit of a much wealthier woman

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

As someone who never has my name on anything, riding high now.

[Netflix @netflix]

Sex and the City invented "My Shayla"

[Queens of Bravo @queensofbravo]

Me after having caught up on all my Bravo, WWHL, Traitors, and Love Island 😌

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

@ad0rnai I cannot stop laughing.

[Shayla Smith @shaylaasmith]

it’s always something with you guys

[Tim Cook @tim_cook]

Get ready to meet the newest member of the family.

Wednesday, February 19. #AppleLaunch