shayla

midnight hag

[shayla @shaylalarson_]

LIFE IS SO SEXY AND THE HEART IS RESILIENT

[Gülce @exitsenses]

I always knew my social life would unfold as a series of increasingly elaborate public executions

[shayla @shaylalarson_]

fuck hold marry love kill cherish

[UwUTangClan @Executivejeff1]

fuck marry kill?

how about love, cherish, hold

[. @mithkii]

I never complain about the weather because I understand the importance of my suffering

[metaphysical lamb @meta_lamb]

if “chances are slim” and “fat chance” both mean the odds are stacked against you, what is the ideal BMI of fate

[the freak 🇵🇸 @zoroshappytrail]

god please let skyler gisondo get an oscar before timothee chalamet it would be so fucking funny

[Union @yumtapwater]

Things to say to people in Minnesota

1. I am 𝗺𝗼𝘃𝗶𝗻𝗴 to 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝘀𝗼𝘁𝗮

2. Should I live in 𝗠𝗶𝗻𝗻𝗲𝗮𝗽𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀 or 𝗦𝘁 𝗣𝗮𝘂𝗹?

3. I will 𝙙𝙚𝙛𝙚𝙣𝙙 this state with my 𝙡𝙞𝙛𝙚

4. When I arrive, let's get 𝗣𝗵𝗼

[savannah brown @savannahbrown]

the beginning of being in love is so fun because our souls clearly recognize something fundamental in the other and also i still get to ask stuff like 'do you like storms'

[Skurt Vonnegut @ThisLocalHater]

I have the body of a much younger river corpse

[lilli ꩜ @lillirgds]

acho engraçado quando descobrem que sou bissexual e perguntam como eu descobri que gostava de mulher sendo que eu tive que descobrir mesmo era que gostava de homem

[shayla @shaylalarson_]

helloooooo friday

[shayla @shaylalarson_]

who up trying to figure out what NASCAR is

[xander @whosalex]

this month went by so fast i fucking hate israel

[Meggy @igetsoinspired]

I need a man that I can treat like a search engine

[shayla @shaylalarson_]

happy bisexuality day to those who like women with bangs and also without bangs

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

I'm pregnant with laughter and the father is me

[lucía ٠࣪⭑ @lookenue]

The Sundays - Leave This City (1997)

[Connor Ewing @ConnorMEwing]

Writing is fun. You endure hours of excruciating pain and self-doubt. But in the end, you’ve created something. And then you get to hate that thing.

[shayla @shaylalarson_]

audio message from my favorite white boy reads like poetry