shaylee

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

Having a full conversation with a really yappy cat is one of life's most distinct pleasures

[ARROW @phresh_arrow]

Imagine making $70-80k a year in the $5
footlong era.

[dash @thedigitaldash_]

i’ve started hallucinating the microsoft teams notification sound when i’m not working #whatdatmean

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When your boss says "we'll get it done somehow" and you realize you're the somehow

[Ekkanss @ekkanss]

Como se siente compartir mi cama con mi gato:

[ajanwachuku. @ajanwachuku]

I hate when my side hustle (my job) gets in the way of my main hustle (dilly dallying)

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

Logging onto the dark web (teams, outlook, and excel)

[Cons @CaptainCons]

In the last week I’ve gone from

Heat on
Heat off
Heat off windows open
A/C on
A/C off windows open
Windows closed
Windows closed heat on

[Neet @neet_sol]

college really gives you so much opportunity. i moved out of my parents house at 18 and moved back in at 22

[Xaniken @Xaniken]

They should add proximity chat to traffic

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

My manager watching me leave work at 5 PM when my shift ends at 5 PM

[r @unaffectted]

if that’s your girl why is she spam crouching me on the minecraft server

[ɳყαɦ! @JINKIESBTCH]

in bed with my cat. This is what life’s all about

[mitsuboo ☀️ evil now @morimitsuboo]

that smile tells me that he knows exactly what he’s done

[Aiman khan @sunsetmusk]

“omg u let ur cat on the counter” i would let my cat shoot u if she wanted

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

“I grew up watching a lot of foreign language films.”

The foreign language films:

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Midwesterners walking outside to 40° instead of 4°