Shay Karim

Digital Marketer & Dog Mom

[Amanda Gorman @TheAmandaGorman]

It takes a monster to kill children. But to watch monsters kill children again and again and do nothing isn’t just insanity—it’s inhumanity.

[Samantha Bee @realsambee]

Texas believes every baby has the right to be born, grow up, go to school, then die of Covid.

[rebecca jennings @rebexxxxa]

my writing process is finishing one sentence and then admiring the items i bought online that will arrive in 4-6 business days

[Alycia || 💫 @FitLikeBritney]

I just saw someone say that the #FramingBritneySpears documentary almost seemed like it had been made about someone who had died, but in fact it was made about someone who hasn't even had the opportunity yet to just live ...

AND THAT REALLY HIT MY HEART! #FreeBritney

[Shay Karim @shazzle13]

@morninggloria gumbo...

[Shay Karim @shazzle13]

@SenTedCruz Fuck off

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Says the guy who tried to THROW OUT ALL THE VOTES OF PEOPLE FROM PITTSBURGH

[Peter Alexander @PeterAlexander]

Three Wednesdays:

Two Wednesdays ago, the Capitol was attacked

Last Wednesday, Trump was impeached.

This Wednesday, Biden is inaugurated.

[Kate Bennett @KateBennett_DC]

New: It appears @FLOTUS has copied parts of her statement today from ... herself. Significant similarities between statement today and her RNC speech from August:

[Beytwicé @lotoysrus]

Why y’all keep asking where the police at? Y’all ask where Miley’s at when Hannah’s on stage?

[Fred Smith @fredosmithjr]

Rev. Warnock was Congressman John Lewis's pastor. Ossoff was Lewis's intern. And somewhere, somehow both near and far, I have to think that Rep. Lewis is saying, "Well done."

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

I’m puzzled why President Trump hasn’t called the new strain of Covid “The British Virus.”

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

BREAKING: Members of Congress who spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on living expenses a year are confused why the American people can’t live off of $600. Story developing.

[Bernie Sanders @BernieSanders]

Wages subsidized by the government during pandemic:

🇨🇦 – $2,000 a month
🇯🇵 – Up to 100%
🇳🇴 – Up to 90%
🇩🇪 – Up to 87%
🇫🇷 – Up to 84%
🇬🇧 – Up to 80%
🇮🇹 – Up to 80%
🇺🇸 – 0.0%

That is an international embarrassment. The working class needs our help NOW!

[Shay Karim @shazzle13]

👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

[Geoff Bennett @GeoffRBennett]

As Pence claims credit, Pfizer says it did NOT join in the administration's partnership.

Pfizer head of vaccine development Dr. Kathrin Jansen told the NY Times: “We were never part of the Warp Speed ... We have never taken any money from the U.S. government, or from anyone.”

[Shay Karim @shazzle13]

@hilbo_baggins86 Karim 2020: Aw man

[Occam's Razor ★ @occamsrazor45]

Pete is getting Biden votes from Fox viewers, full stop.

[Monica Lewinsky (she/her) @MonicaLewinsky]

paging #Banksy