Jacob

“I just hope I don’t become so blissful I become boring.”

[Jacob @sheebsstudios]

Porter Robinson night 2 at red rocks.

[UltraNosk @UltraNosk]

Mulan for Americans

[mir.i.am #PrayForSnooki @moll11y]

Maybe he broke up with her because he’s not into fat girls

[SITA @raspberhrriies]

PHOEBE BRIDGERS STUNS IN NEW PHOTO

[Jacob @sheebsstudios]

Espns second broadcast being the pat mcafee show is embarrassing. Who watches basketball and goes “I wonder what 4 fat chuds and a retired punter think of this?”

[Jacob @sheebsstudios]

“Hear me out” and it’s an objectively attractive millionaire who is an executive at a trillion dollar company.

[Fortnite @Fortnite]

Springfield Reloaded.
Summer ‘26.

Yeah, we're thinking we're back.

[Sofia Coppium @indianloonie]

Matt Damon in Ocean's Eleven

[HIDEO_KOJIMA @HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN]

With director Scorsese, Robert De Niro, and Paul Schrader.

[jackie jormp-jomp @sydneyjanexo]

Randomly mentioning the cost of living crisis as if to imply that the financial burden of an optional concert ticket is lessened if you’re able to take videos during it lmao

[will @will_nba_hater]

The plan? Turn your defensive liability center in his 11th season into an elite 2 way superstar

[Marlow Stern @MarlowNYC]

the knicks have not lost since karl-anthony towns chatted up anne hathaway in ‘the devil wears prada 2’

[Variety @Variety]

Sean Penn says he decided to stop attending award shows (including this year’s Oscars, where he won Best Supporting Actor) after being bombarded by people asking for selfies at the Golden Globes.

"People should not do selfies ever with anyone. It’s bad for you; it’s bad for everyone. It’s a soul-sucker,” Penn said. “It’s the Holocaust grandmother and her 6-year-old paraplegic wheeling over? It’s a hard no."

https://t.co/VUjDSR7hEY

[Dimz @DimzRacks]

this clanker is lit as fuck!
KNICKS IN 4 @NYKNICKS

[Jacob @sheebsstudios]

@matthieu505 Your phone is at most 2 inches lower than hers is. You’re both blocking people behind you from seeing and you also are the exact reason people like Phoebe are done with phones. The second they come close to you, you shove a camera in their face like they’re a zoo animal.

[jt 🍯♟️👻 @jtsubcleff]

As a professional gatekeeper I am so glad that Phoebe Bridgers is alienating her most obnoxious fans, phone-free concert is an amazing idea

[slothy @slothy_420]

why is every school zone built like the perfect runway to test acceleration

[jos @josiahhughes]

19-year-old who can't form sentences out loud: Animal Collective lowkey sounds like a car commercial

43-year-old HR lady who paid $1200 for a SXSW lanyard in 2015: none of this is accurate, take it from someone who Was There™

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Trump: "I said to Jaxson, 'how did you think you'd do in women's sports?' He said, 'pretty good, sir.' He didn't know I was joking. You should've seen the size of this guy. Like a male model."

[New York Basketball @NBA_NewYork]

bro

[Cool Ian 🍁🦘 / ❤💛 @iannieyryhu]

It's will smell ❤