Sheeps

Funny Trio. Famous Popstars.

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

You can still buy the album - can we go higher in the charts? Maybe, actually!

https://t.co/ASR4LvM6a7

[Ruth Husko @dank_ackroyd]

Happy Halloween 🎃

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

Something’s on the way…

[David Pegg @davidtpegg]

Completely mind-boggling discovery by my colleagues: the King’s private estate has been harvesting the assets of people who died intestate in the north west, and then spending them on his private property portfolio. They’re supposed to go to charity. https://t.co/sFjjZ3h6G0

[𝕁♥𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪-ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 @johnnywreallyx2]

BTW if anyone has any small bits of work like editing a podcast or cleaning up audio or something , this week would be a wonderful week for you to tell me all about it! xx

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

@oasiscentral_ @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher @oasis @BoneheadsPage ‘Mummy Ate The Dice’

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

@asksheilas "live chat" just takes you to a bot that can't answer any questions. phone line just rings forever with no-one replying. and you don't have an email address. how does anybody talk to you? is it literally just twitter?

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

@asksheilas @Helen_Nicholls I DM'd them a while ago and they haven't replied. They've owed me £500 for about 6 months. Can't get through by phone and they bafflingly don't have an email address.

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

still haven't got through to @asksheilas - 3 months in now

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

most of my life has been spent on hold to @asksheilas

[𝕁♥𝕙𝕟𝕟𝕪 𝕎𝕙𝕚𝕥𝕖 ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪-ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕝𝕝𝕪 @johnnywreallyx2]

The "she" in "Ain't No Sunshine" refers directly to the sun herself

[Liam Gallagher @liamgallagher]

Cmon

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

@mostbutnotall ello - we're currently doing a text chain trying to figure out whether that's a yes or a no! so it's not impossible!

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

Thanks for coming! Also, I genuinely love this picture! X

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

@hatsandbackchat might be why @evridelivery haven't replied yet. got the whole team trying to make sense of it first.

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

Hi @evridelivery you have sent me a carrier for a newfound baby that absolutely reeks of piss. I don't have a baby and didn't order this but it does have my name and address and eBay account on it somehow. 1/2

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

BIG update on this. Next day @funnylad5 came round my house and asked if I'd got the props for the show. HE WAS THE ONE WHO SENT THE BABYCARRIER TO MY HOUSE!!! I didn't know there was a baby sketch! He wrote the baby one! I am SO sorry @evridelivery (even tho you didn't reply 😠)

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

Hi @evridelivery you have sent me a carrier for a newfound baby that absolutely reeks of piss. I don't have a baby and didn't order this but it does have my name and address and eBay account on it somehow. 1/2

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

@evridelivery You don't have a way of contacting you without a tracking number, and no way of speaking to a human, so this is the only way I thought I could tell you about it. If you give me an email I'll send you the information I have. Again, it do pong bad. 2/2

[Sheeps @sheepsofcomedy]

This is so cool, Finn! Thank you for coming and absolutely love that shirt (minus the stairs) - will tell the other Year Friends too! Xxx