sheldon koppenhofer

carolina gal living in savannah. nc state alumna. full time paralegal. part time bartender at a haunted brewery. she/her. all views are my own.

[Carol Roth @caroljsroth]

He’s almost old enough to be president…

[sheldon koppenhofer @sheldonkopp]

😶 the accuracy…

[Tom McKay @thetomzone]

second plane hitting the towers

[lex. @lampoonnn]

I’ve NEVER in my life needed to see a peeled pickle. Put that mane clothes back on

[sheldon koppenhofer @sheldonkopp]

😭

[jon repetti @pourfairelevide]

My father died 14 years ago. Towards the end, he dictated this note to a nurse. I’ve carried it in his wallet ever since. Someone stole the wallet a few years later. It had my address inside. They took the money and mailed the wallet back, with the note, in an unmarked envelope.

[sheldon koppenhofer @sheldonkopp]

😂

[lil bruh @fitfuljest]

apparently there’s some controversy at my local chipotle

[Cecile Richards @CecileRichards]

“We simply cannot be a country where your access to the care you need is determined by the whims of ideologically driven judges and lawmakers without medical or scientific training.” https://t.co/fAfNznFy2V

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The only news I want to see from here on out

[Cat Elgarrista @cat_elg]

we need a better word for horny that sounds elegant and gorgeous

[Claire Ballentine @cfb_18]

Did not expect to read such an epic burn in the NYT metropolitan diary

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

One of the facts seared into my head is that when Derek Chauvin was convicted for murdering George Floyd, he was only the 7th cop to be convicted of murder since 2005, out of the 15,000 police killings in those 16 years.

[Karina ★ @karinasworId]

One of my favorite paintings ever The Making of the Perfect Martini by Guy Buffet

[Matthew Hahn @hahnscratch]

These are called dummy cages. When I discovered my cellmate’s lifeless body in the cell with me, prison guards put me in one of these cages for a few hours. Not a fun place to have a panic attack.

[Read Jackson Rising @JPHilllllll]

The “will even quit unfulfilling jobs” is cracking me up. Like yes. Good.

[sheldon koppenhofer @sheldonkopp]

@overclapper @LamorneMorris @rianjohnson definitely would love to see @LamorneMorris in the next knives out; brick window? 🧱

[. @laurenthehough]

Women are allowed to have checking accounts.

[Gabrielle Bates @GabrielleBates]

Did you know the first-ever poet (that we know of) & the first-ever novelist (that we know of) were women? Do you know their names? Were you ever taught about them and/or their works in school? (I wasn’t, that I recall)

[Sarah Lazarus @sarahclazarus]

I do not want to enter my two factor authentication code. I want to feed an apple to a horse

[Aubrey Hirsch @aubreyhirsch]

holy shit

[Ariel Edwards-Levy @aedwardslevy]

on the twelfth vote for speaker

my caucus gave to me