Danny Shellard

I’d do the drummer, the lead singer, and that one that plays the violin

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@SuellaBraverman Ghoul

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

Don’t think Allah is saving Bonnie Blue pal

[Md. Abdul Rehman @MAbdul_Rehman1]

In Shariah, this is clear:
Alcohol is haram, harming your unborn child is a major sin, and her past zina with hundreds of men already earned Allah’s wrath.
A mother poisoning her baby in the womb while celebrating?
This isn’t empowerment it’s straight-up child abuse and defiance of Allah.
May Allah protect the innocent child and guide her to tawbah before it’s too late

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

There only ever been 55 world class footballers in the history of football

[Tez @tezilyas]

I’ll die on this hill.

Ashley Cole is the only truly world class talent England has ever produced.

Criteria: top 5 of all time in his position.

(Before you shout at me, I never saw Bobby Moore etc play. And the era was incomparably different)

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@Sidemen Grow up

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@Danny_McMoomins Did you see the Henry Nowak dating history AI?

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@RoworthJack @AndyBurnhamGM 🚮

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

Obviously Wayne Rooney isn’t it

[Charlie Bennett @CharIieBennett]

You can only pick one player from England’s 2006 World Cup squad and place him in the current team. 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

Who are you picking? 🤔

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

He’s just very thick isn’t he?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 WATCH: An audience member tells Reform candidate Rob Kenyon that she'd "rather have a career politician than a plumber who's a sexist"

"I won't accept that label... I was brought up by women. I have nothing but respect for women"

#BBCQT

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@lionel_trolling Yeah, why aren’t we eating pineapple slices coated in sugar and kool-aid powder

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

Only thickos don’t reverse into parking spaces

[Prieur du Plessis @prieurdp]

Why do people reverse into parking spaces?

At first it was one or two misdirected fools, now it's spreading like a disease.

It makes no sense. You are only making it so much harder for yourself, and everyone hates you as you block the road trying to get into the space.

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

This sounds worse you mad racist

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

🚮 as soon as the professor read the first paragraph

[Jack Roworth @RoworthJack]

Just an update, unfortunately I haven’t received any response on this. It’s a shame, as I was really looking forward to introducing him and his team to some of my local community and culture. Nevertheless, I’m very grateful for the support and encouragement I received from all.

[big content guy @bigcontentguy]

feeding my obese son by hand like a capybara

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

First person to do this over here should be shot

[LASHY BILLS @LASHYBILLS]

Teaching people how to make DIABEETUS in a jar is crazy.

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@Danny_McMoomins Messi and Ronaldo on the nips. What a way to show #respect

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@raelbrav This is sickening you fucking ghoul

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@OllieHolt22 Finger on the pulse as usual

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@hamezhill Freaks, can’t be doing with them

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

Yanks are truly mental

[Danny Shellard @shellsy87]

@eugeneh84 @Danny_McMoomins Got any Jocob Hawley special codes?