SHelmuth

#adopt. CPA. Middle TN via Central IL

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@mattbramanti @Nature_Views10 Always block

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@FortyFour_North @michaelptoomey Need an analysis from Bubba.

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@cards_fan_66 Love listening to some Isbell.

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@DailyTaxMemes @AccountingAsArt @BrianWolfe6 I'm not looking any further. This is good enough for me.

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@investandcreate @GilbertBelion I don't see it as much on the north side but am always amazed when I venture south.

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@investandcreate @GilbertBelion It's Doing Too Much.

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@EmDeeEm I'm a sovereign citizen, you can't tell me what to do

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@RoamstheRange Where do you get that giant MultiFunction Printer sign?

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@parkerjlathrop This reminded me that I had some kind of dream about getting run over by a moose while napping yesterday. I may have been in a pool, but I'm not certain.

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@TheLawe912 @Travisjost1 @HomeLoanBill @SactoGeoff @EstateBets1135 @Live_Under_Par $132

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@mountainwesttax @bethanyjbabcock You're mailing psychedelics? How do I subscribe?

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@DailyTaxMemes @nickmeals @LaramyTN *runs to Nick's feed, 'cause I missed that*

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@Attorney_CPA @CPATaxTeam @Taxguy33962

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@CPATaxTeam @Taxguy33962 Which one?

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@BowTiedBroke 1011

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@ISITrading2717 @RentYourStocks I bought a stock for $3.85 on 10/28. Sold a$7.50 call on a weekly close for .90 per. Weirdest option I ever sold.

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@WilliamWolfe I thought I was going to drink from a lot more barrel cactus than I have to date.

[Terry Schiavo @Poopfart91]

You can rip a child out of a mothers womb limb by limb but you can’t move a birds nest

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brown squirrel furniture. @nickmeals

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@mybackporch It's the newspaper. They won't find out he died until tomorrow.