Ben Spanky

spanking it

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

@fartininthemosh Beer Marshal,

You must have quite the forest.

Sincerely,
Spanks

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

If your girl had airplane bathroom flush levels of suction how long are you lasting?

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

I see 7 Muslims boarding a flight I’m worried. I see 7 Mexicans boarding a flight tho? That mf finna be lit

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

Y’all get fucked up now and go to bed at ten. I get fucked up later and rock bag till 4

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

Dropped my phone in your mom’s box thank god it’s waterproof

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

If she had a pink sock would you kiss it?

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

Did you tell her you got your salad tossed?

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

How do I grow my tip?

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

Giving her a pink sock

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

Suck the lips till she shits

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

@fartininthemosh Beer Marshal,

No man can understand the mind of a woman. Many have tried and many have failed.

All the best,
Benjamin Spanks Jr.

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

Bro he did not get with Honda

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

I need a 2 hour cool down time after popping my addy im busy geeking and scratching at my neck in the corner of the classroom

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

you dont meet bitches out at the club. you meet them at puppy yoga... or pilates....

[Reece @Reecebrah]

She’s not gonna be able to walk for a week

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

political conspiracy theorists are actual retards

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

women are stupid

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

How can we turn Wii golf into a drinking game?

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

@borgasm89 Large and in charge brotha

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

How are all my crackers doing today? Love y’all

[Ben Spanky @sheluvsspanks]

@fartininthemosh God watching out for a cracka