fuck scotus

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

far right: heil hitler

far left: rail workers deserve sick pay

elon: these are equally bad

[Dean @dakarrier]

Started a band called "Duvet". We only play covers

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

🫡

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

the nice thing about my ADHD is that if my apartment is haunted I will literally never notice it

“silly me, always leaving these cupboards and drawers open and the sink running at full blast,” I say, as a frustrated ghost screams into a pillow in the corner

[Lincoln Michel @TheLincoln]

Fixed this for Shakespeare

[Dont Show Your Cat @DontShowYourCat]

neighborhood watch

[fuck scotus @sherden754]

Forever waiting for the “Steve Harvey wears a fake mustache” scandal

[a PNW Pinko @PNWPinko]

I am simply asking for less-direct metaphors at this point

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Starting to think doomscrolling through the fall of civilization is having a negative effect on my mental health

[Isabel Steckel @IsabelSteckel]

i don’t have “plans for the 4th” i’m not a fucking republican

[Stephen Colbert @StephenAtHome]

R.E.M. lied to me about the end of the world as we know it. I do not feel fine.

[Mr. Silly 🍉 @Rhantom_]

stimming isnt enough i need to explode

[fuck scotus @sherden754]

Another day of clocking into my silly little job to stare at my silly little screen while the world is literally ending because I’m just a silly little guy who needs money to eat

[SAINT @SaintTheCreator]

...

[Emily Calandrelli @TheSpaceGal]

If you’re like “I don’t know anyone who’s had an abortion” what you’re actually saying is:
“No one I know trusts me enough to tell me about their abortion”

[fuck scotus @sherden754]

Sucks to see ppl I used to consider friends get so indoctrinated by their religion that they turn to fascism🤦‍♂️

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

💯👇

[Olivia @labias_corpus]

I’ve had Crunchwraps more supreme than this court