bloon

russia’s greatest love machine

[tobitoo @sasalice_7]

Watching naruto ten times being a sasuke glazer and knowing full well that he deserves all the attention from the plot and writer 🙂‍↔️

[Chicago Commune @chicago_commune]

Dave Matthews Band has the opportunity to do the funniest thing right now

[bloon @shermanade]

New blade in the box cutter, looking at the cardboard like

[je ne sais pas @bobameals]

that etsy witch:

[Rosalind @rosalindmar19]

Kurt Vonnegut on buying an envelope

[owen cyclops @owenbroadcast]

deep in the americana image archives, there is a lockheed martin / semi-covert military program patch that uses a figure taken directly from an insane clown posse album cover:

[bloon @shermanade]

These are the best thing Costco has done since the $1.50 hot dog combo.

[bloon @shermanade]

McDouble with extra pickle supremacy 🗣️

[Jeremy Kauffman 🦔🌲🌕 @jeremykauffman]

The McDouble is near nutritional perfection but people aren't ready for this conversation

[bloon @shermanade]

@baagels YOU DID THAT SHIT LOGI BEAR, LET’S GOOOOO!!

[Perk🏔️ @BrockPerk]

The earth looks like this and people thing they are here to study for tests and work under artificial light all day…

[bloon @shermanade]

@Conn_Wayne Same but with Ryan Gosling

[bloon @shermanade]

Mission: Try to buy a house that is NOT an “open floor plan” flipped remodel with ugly/cheap flooring and hardware

Mission Status: Impossible

[bloon @shermanade]

The best anyone has ever looked in a movie is a tie between Sam Elliott in Road House and Sam Elliott in Tombstone.

[bloon @shermanade]

Linda McMahon being chosen to run the Department of Education is almost too funny, like we’re bordering on bad improv comedy here.

[bloon @shermanade]

@MorganRPark My grandma’s been in love with Rockwell since I’ve been alive, he hid the sign and told her where it was, she’s a real one and wouldn’t tell, fin. 🫡

[bloon @shermanade]

My grandma and I could’ve split the $10,000 reward for the Trout’s fish but instead she had to be loyal and now somebody else got our bag 😭

[bloon @shermanade]

@JordanDKnight My grams ain’t no snitch and I ain’t either but damn it would’ve been nice