Pippa Hastings

Comedy//Writer//Performer

All teeth are my own.

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She’s only gone and entered a competition where she needs to share it on Twitter #RealestPersonOnEarth

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@REISS I sent a DM yesterday. TIA

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@REISS I placed an order 18 days ago and haven't received it. When I check the website, it says tracking is unavailable. Are you able to help?

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@Tesco what's the process for arranging a refund for an item I received in a grocery delivery? (The food item arrived in a cracked container so it's gone off)

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@neverjamdev Thanks for replying! We were using English before and our system language is set to UK English

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@Tesco I only go to that Tesco once in a blue moon because it's such a hassle to get to. What's to guarantee it'll get sorted if I do go in person?

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@PlayStationUK I'm trying to sign in the the PSN but my son's account has been permanently suspended, even though he's never had a chance to use it. How can I get in touch with you for help? I've tried the troubleshooting on your website.

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@tobyperkinsmp Please do all you can to help evacuate people at risk in Afghanistan - before it is too late. @tobyperkinsmp #EvacuateNow #OurResponsibility

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@PenThorpeBooks @OrkneyLibrary I love goats

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@Isysuttie @elisjames Did he trip and fall and just chuck the things in?!

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I'm thinking of having every single completed worksheet tattooed across my body. It wouldn't take long.
#homeschool

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@scottasai @seanfeucht I think you missed the H before the 'it' in your hashtag.

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@seanfeucht This is so damaging and shows a shocking lack of understanding on trauma. You can do better than this. Educate yourself before you cause more damage. Please.

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This week has been a kick in the groin so far. What are you doing to get you through? (Any working-full-time-whilst-homeschooling-as-a-lone-parent tips welcome 🙏)

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@annettegregg2 @LiteracyShed I was wrong to approach it the way I did. I'm sorry. I'm ashamed that I distanced it from real people who have feelings. The last thing you need when you're working so hard is criticism from an idiot on the internet. I hope today is better than yesterday.

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@annettegregg2 @LiteracyShed You're right. I went about it all wrong.

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@DaffGirlClaire @LiteracyShed That's completely 100% how I should have put it. I don't know how I managed to distance it from humans but I did and my whole approach there was wrong.

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@DaffGirlClaire @LiteracyShed Noted. Well put.

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@LiteracyShed I'm sorry for the way I shared that edit. You've created some excellent resources and this is a horrible time for many of us. I hope your week improves.