Shannon Pflomm

aw snap

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

*expects romantic text*

[pj @pjayevans]

Having a tummy ache at war would be so fucked

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

@Massive1213 what a tragedy

[Matt Bellassai @MattBellassai]

Am I Sick, Is It Allergies, Or Am I Just Dying?

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

@maureenpflomm @johnbcrist Lmfaoooo

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

I’m a nurse but I still ask my mom what’s wrong with me when I don’t feel good

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

@blorusso_ I just LOLd

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

@maureenpflomm @mjloverbri75 omfg

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

@Massive1213 DEEEEEEP

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

@JimmyJacobs22 Lololol

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

@_EmmaRooney @oliviaackerson I can go to sleep happy now 😩🙌

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

Remember when it became acceptable to joke about nuclear warfare like a ten year old on social media? Ya me neither ha ha.

[amarchi @amarchi13]

The Office Characters as Vines:
a thread

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

@ptothemaddy LEADERSHIP UUGHHH

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

Lmk how y'all find time and money to flounce around on vaca all summer when I literally spend half of my life working bc I'm broke af

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

@Massive1213 GET READY BOO

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

S/o to coffee for making me slightly less miserable than baseline every morning

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

when bae thinks about you during the day 😩🙌😍

[Shannon Pflomm @shhaannnn]

Dad: "Ooooo I do like those Skechers slip-ons!"