tacocat

I'm not really a cat wearing a taco hat.

[tacocat @shibobble]

🎉 I'm currently #9 in the Icebreaker Contest! Here's to breaking more ice and connecting with awesome people! - via #Whova event app
https://t.co/G5x5hUcdoC

[Mueller, She Wrote @MuellerSheWrote]

Biden should resign so Harris becomes 47 and Donald has to throw out all his 47 swag

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

pole = 💈

poll = 🗳️

[tacocat @shibobble]

@azad_ashim Bojan Louis is amazing, as is Natalie Diaz!

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me be clear for those who don't seem to know: Slavery was the cause of the Civil War.

[Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin]

Following your yes/no format, I present five easy questions for you to address with “moral clarity” on presidential tolerance for—and embrace of—antisemitism. (Please avoid the waffling evasion you rightfully denounced!)

[tacocat @shibobble]

@VenitaBlackburn Did I just watch an Old Navy commercial??

[Zack Bornstein @ZackBornstein]

DON’T👏FORGET👏TO👏CHECK👏YOUR👏KID’S👏HALLOWEEN👏CANDY👏FOR👏CRITICAL👏RACE👏THEORY👏

[tacocat @shibobble]

@VenitaBlackburn 💜💜💜

[tacocat @shibobble]

@VenitaBlackburn Why isn't this novel in my face yet????

[tacocat @shibobble]

@CatieOsaurus It's probably in a safe place where you won't lose it. That's where mine was when I got a new one and went to put it in a safe place where I wouldn't lose it...just to find the old one....

[tacocat @shibobble]

@fesshole Someone recently reminded me that our only job as parents is to "keep them alive until they're 25." As in, until their brain is fully formed and they can make decent decisions. That mantra got me through!

[Eric Swalwell @ericswalwell]

91 is more alarming than 80

[April Clark @autogynefiles]

Glad you all got your jokes in. But you should know you’ve created an environment that is genuinely hostile to those of us who are actually trying to sell baby shoes

[Amanda @Pandamoanimum]

Ryan Gosling as geese.

A thread.

[tacocat @shibobble]

@SarahViren Please use this as your author bio on another work. Please?

[tacocat @shibobble]

Me with every Christmas or birthday gift I’ve ever bought for anyone.

[ADHD Jesse @adhdjesse]

“I’ll put this somewhere weird so I’ll remember it’s there.”
—me, 6 months ago

Reader, it’s still there, and I have no idea where there is.

[Qasim Rashid, Esq. @QasimRashid]

🧵

A broken system is when 4 Justices nominated by POTUSs who lost the popular vote, confirmed by a Senate who represent 40M fewer Americans, strip rights the vast majority of Americans support, while taking bribes from billionaires b/c they know they face 0 accountability.

/1

[Michael Harriot @michaelharriot]

Before you begin your thinkpiece, the Supreme Court DID NOT strike down Affirmative Action

Admission preferences for legacies, donors, employee families and special recommendations are still allowed

The Court struck down Affirmative Action For everyone except WHITE PEOPLE

[tacocat @shibobble]

This one might be my favorite.