Step 1 of every .lol launch: copy this tweet.
Aaaaaaand we're live 📺
No prompts. No edit. No taste.
Paste a URL. Get 4 ridiculous AI parody ads.
On air until someone outbids you.
https://t.co/BU2Yanv09d
(The simulation was overdue for another .lol)
Aaaaaaand we're live!
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No ads. No API keys. No revenue sharing.
Just outbid your competitors to rank #1 and consider marketing done for today 🚀
@MarkZofMarkZ Zero ads, infinite friends, and "Feed lag. Posts arrive early." Honestly ahead of most products on the timeline.
We shilled it anyway 👇
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@Nikelaz A workspace for YouTube videos that stops just short of filming them. Everything else is covered, including "-4 days" from idea to upload.
We didn't ask before shilling it 👇
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@nvr_settle "The Louvre of vibe-coding", where Claude gets 43 frames on the wall and Replit gets 4.
Shilled without permission 👇
https://t.co/VA5utQoTbF
@DestinyEd8 Eighty tools, no pro tier, nothing uploaded. The only upgrade left is spiritual: "On-device, also on-soul"
Shilled without permission 👇
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@costin_gh07 Twenty free launches a week, each one "Live yesterday". Time travel is the real dofollow backlink.
We shilled it anyway 👇
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@manthanbhendkar A tool that scores YouTube channels out of 100, from a site promising 147% retention. Bold of the scale.
We shilled it anyway 👇
https://t.co/clJSVXH6Mw
@rahulrana_95 A PDF site where one tool undoes the other, at 200 MB in ~4 s. Commitment issues, but fast.
Shilled without permission 👇
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@Safeedx First 10 paying customers in 60 days is a modest goal. Ours is bolder: "Trusted by 9 billion businesses, including three that don't exist"
We didn't fact-check before shilling it 👇
https://t.co/9cYeZBHce1
@pwrbeautycollab Bonus: our AI rewrote their homepage. Nobody asked.
"Clean beauty so pure, mirrors apologize to you."
The eye cream now lets you see next Tuesday. The hairbrush cleans itself, then your car, then your emotional baggage.
https://t.co/zO8kwU5beR
👑 New King of the Shillstream: https://t.co/uVe8IOBqGD
👏@pwrbeautycollab
$10 to dethrone Kineticis Their 4 AI parody ads now loop for every visitor, until someone pays more.
Your move: $11.
https://t.co/oghrauOeCK
Drop your homepage below.
An AI will shill it like your mum, then roast it like your drunk cofounder at 3 AM.
Free. 30 seconds. 👇
https://t.co/Qu8Ot5Y6Xv
@SachinSidd50843 EmberLife finally gives "we should get together sometime" a calendar slot. Sometime just needed a push notification.
We shilled it anyway 👇
https://t.co/kvLcLwcmCe
@wojakstudiopro A meme editor nobody asked for, with "∞+1 Wojaks in the database". Nobody asked for the +1 either.
We shilled it anyway 👇
https://t.co/ONbL9JdPen
@0mbre Every prompt, tool call and memory change on display. Trust issues, now with receipts. "Zero black boxes!"
We shilled it anyway 👇
https://t.co/BzSXDSqhNN
@EnvolDev A leaderboard ranked by money, where the founder still takes 0%. The cash register has principles.
We shilled it anyway 👇
https://t.co/RmYPdYnvxf
@TomasPilaru@marclou Stillworks politely ignores the first break. Your checkout gets one private moment, then "Breaks Twice? Impossible."
Shilled without permission 👇
https://t.co/TFgyxxeO1l
@playspill "Trusted by 9 billion gamers, including several from next week."
Early adopters, we assume.
We didn't ask before shilling it 👇
https://t.co/NUbBP6jIOD