jennie banks

Wife and mother. Delighted by cake, unnerved by peacocks.

[jennie banks @shinyjenjen]

@parkroyalcs Thank you so much for a brilliant trip. F has had an amazing time and is absolutely exhausted! Hope there is wine for everyone tonight 🍻🍻

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@devecs @jamiesmart See also yakult 😃

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@jamiesmart Thanks so much - we love your books!

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@jamiesmart Looking at buying the new BvM book for Small and I’m wondering if you have a preferred place for people to buy? Do you get paid more if we buy it through Phoenix rather than Waterstones? Thx

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@PaulEmbery When I was 16/17 in the 90s, I’d be in the pub with my mates on a Friday and Saturday night having a great time. Now they all have Challenge 25 - my 17 year old and his mates go to each other’s houses and play video games - they’ve never been in a pub.

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@hornygaytank @CorgiSnoots @sighyam “Butt bonks” 😂😂😂

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@katbrown He’s going to be an amazing Freddy Jones 😍

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@monaewrites Amy was dead to me from that moment on. Let her drown! Make her go to the theatre and get sore eyes! CANE HER FOR THE PICKLED LIMES!

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@ask_aubry 📣📣 D-I-V-O-R-C-E📣📣

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Not wishing to be showy or anything, but I just made pancakes from scratch and it’s not even pancake day 💅🏻

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@kpmaloyauthor Can’t go wrong with Hey by the Pixies 👍🏻

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@stephenRB4 Ah this is lovely, thank you. Have a great weekend 👍🏻

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@DudeGotABigHead @saj_anderson @9Yxngz @TfL @TfLTPH He’s hardly “forcing an animal onto someone” - he has a dog that sits quietly in the back of the car. If the driver has allergies they can get an exemption certificate. No other reason to refuse the ride. The law exists for a good reason.

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@katbrown Very caring Vereker would be jealous 😂

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@DudeGotABigHead @saj_anderson @9Yxngz @TfL @TfLTPH He really *does* get to tell someone they have no choice in the matter - the law is extremely clear on this. You wouldn’t stop someone from getting into a car if they used a wheelchair - the guide dog is how he’s able to be independent.

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@stephenRB4 Danish. I’ve been using Duolingo for almost two years, but it would be great to be able to just speak the language and dump the owl 😂

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@AmyClukey It’s SO GORGEOUS 😍😍

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@Andie00471 I’m in the UK and perimenopausal - just say the word and I’m packing a bag and a pitchfork ❤️

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@stephenRB4 I quit my job!! Owning my privilege here that I’m able to do that, but I’m a new woman! ❤️