Mikey Marinara

greatest story ever told

$gme

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

Outside screaming about swaps til the cops come

[Cedar You @our_decay]

Watched a cute animal video that I knew to be AI all the way through

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

idk what dating app these texts are from but my brain always goes to Computershare customer support when I see them lmfao

Fried ☠️

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

@heydomoshi what a bunch of cumrag leaches

[domoshi @heydomoshi]

BREAKING: The CEO, CTO, CFO, CPO, CCO, CLO, and CAO of eBay all sold shares at $109.18 per share on June 15, 2026, as per Form 4 filings.

$GME $EBAY

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

BREAKING 🚨

nobody knows anything and you’re all retarded

…still

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

@thirdmetax double custy lmfao

[Acer @ClarkRace]

@Stonkfather2021 All news is bearish for GME lol.
We could cure cancer and news articles will say that’s bad for the stock.

[Dee_Free @Kastro_da_snipr]

@KillaKreww Education connection ass flow

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

damn it’s a dig holes and pour concrete kinda day I thought we were chillin today 😆

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

whole lotta tin floating around
$gme

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

@TXzachTX

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

@gamestop Lmao

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

found a few of my Pokemon cards from when I was a kid.

‘99 base set I think? Anything worth getting graded?

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

picanha please

[alexei @alexeixbt]

doctor: "you're eating wrong"
parents: "you're living wrong"
girlfriend: "you're wrong"

porsche salesman: excellent choice sir

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

It’s 7:41

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

@lonewolf_eth Thanks man, could have been much much worse 🤞

[Mikey Marinara @shitboxvwdriver]

some drunk fuck hit me on the freeway today.

3rd car down this month lmfao fml