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[Pull-tab Trillionaire @shitgatsby]

@_AlexHirsch @WSJ @greg_ip I'm gonna eat the silica gel packet in my Beef Jerky, yeehaw

[Pope Leo XIV @Pontifex]

In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgent to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity.

[🅱️askerville @WB_Baskerville]

What this fails to account for is that passing the ball is decadent and vaguely immoral. Teams must establish the run in order to demonstrate their virtue and please the gods.

[Jacob Matson @matsonj]

We need to pace the frontier

[Pull-tab Trillionaire @shitgatsby]

up until caleb williams got struck by lightning this was the perfect football game

[Klonopin Centaur @facetedcarapace]

Retiring and purchasing a neverending sleeper car ticket on this line. Circling China over and over again like it's a delicious and peaceful Snowpiercer until I'm found dead in my cabin at age 99.

[Arif Hasan, but NFL 🏈 @ArifHasanNFL]

oho! so the insane blitz all the fucking time strategy pays off! score one for psychotic freaks!!

[CEO of Antifa @CrazyWeeMonkey]

brand new driving technique just dropped

[Dobson 🦋 @ByDobson]

Vince Staples on why he doesn’t have a favourite song he has made:

“This my job. They don’t got a favourite burger when they flip them at McDonalds”

[regular sized ackman @pleas4nt]

Bumper sticker "you can not honk at me in a way that matters"

[katie 🤌 @katieandfinn]

now that we got rid of the FDA or whatever we should bring back original four loko

[Pull-tab Trillionaire @shitgatsby]

i guess thats one way to get a blue iowa

[Civixplorer @Civixplorer]

What if the model of the Holy Roman Empire were applied in the US?

[HarvesterStallone @HarvesterStallo]

The Muppets live on, their human collaborators pass away. It’s not a privilege, it’s a curse. They want nothing more than to one day join them, but this they will not be afforded. They will outlive even young Sabrina. It isn’t time to mourn. It’s time to play the music.

[Polling USA @USA_Polling]

Rest in peace king

[NWCL playoff semifinalists AFC City of Manchester @notbenfish]

college football is a jeffersonian sport about the power of competing local elites that has been perverted into a hamiltonian sport about the tyranny of the judiciary

[Rhine Stoned Cowboy @BisqueBoi]

Sorry I missed your call, I was wearing my baggiest 2005 basketball shorts and the phones vibrate setting didn’t even register

[bomani @bomani_jones]

nah homie you can keep that sh t

[i could deadass burmy you @JokeAboutDrawin]

new game at work

[ZachInMilwaukee @ZachInMillioke]

Wisconsin State Fair just created the worlds first non-alcoholic lemonade. They said it couldn’t be done.

[Thrilla the Gorilla @ThrillaRilla369]

“No way you wrote a 5 page essay without AI”

Buddy, we wrote them without even reading the book.