Brandy

The silliest and most determined flirt who ever made her family ridiculous 💕 Selina Kyle Stan account

[Brandy @shitpiss]

What’s the dadest thing a dad has ever said to you? I’ll go first, my uncle asked me if there was “a lot of semi truck traffic” on my way in. Why does he need to know this.

[jame @kloogans]

too many generic kid names like "chris" and "jake" out there. if i had a son i'd name him something bad ass. like "the shovel"

[Brandy @shitpiss]

@stillhatestwitr Context has never been so important to me

[Brandy @shitpiss]

@lmauricecpr @nataliebaptiste 😂

[jame @kloogans]

me: [opens fridge]

bag of decaying broccoli: pleas-

me: [closes fridge]

[Brandy @shitpiss]

@Superjeff1972 Thank youuuu!

[Brandy @shitpiss]

Friends! My parents are in town tonight through Wednesday…anything cool going on in Milwaukee on a Monday Tuesday?? Everything is always cloooosed

[Brandy @shitpiss]

“Maybe you can switch the baby heads out for little chainsaws or something” @Esssahn giving his wife some helpful advice

[Brandy @shitpiss]

@kyndramichelle Life wasn’t supposed to be like this

[Brandy @shitpiss]

I just watched a TikTok where a girl tries on vintage clothes that are all Ed hardy and low rise jeans from the early 2000’s and everyone in the comments were jealous and fuck man… is this the moment? Will I die tomorrow?

[Brandy @shitpiss]

@loyalculversfan I feel this. Watch Redeeming Love on prime to feel better. Hot religion in the gold rush era.

[Brandy @shitpiss]

@WhiskyandButter Ohhhhhh I was like wtffff

[Brandy @shitpiss]

@stephbadguy

[Evan @stillhatestwitr]

Dirt bag days forever.

[Brandy @shitpiss]

@stillhatestwitr Remember when I twisted my ankle in a hole and you brought me crutches because I promised to go with you to review a bunch of happy hour bars with you for work ?? BECAUSE I DO

[Brandy @shitpiss]

@ThisisSterling I can not imagine 14 minutes of clapping. I don’t like it

[Brandy @shitpiss]

I’ve been watching people find and restore original hardwood flooring under tile for hours on TikTok and Im afraid of the person I’ve become

[Brandy @shitpiss]

I will never move on from Dumbledore referring to Voldemort as “a very good looking orphan” in passing.

[a @loyalculversfan]

i don’t wanna be alone but i don’t want to hang out w anyone what is the third thing i can do