Don Simon

I'm in trouble, with a capital SHEE-IT!

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@alan_pattullo @OVOHydro @WaterboysMusic Wow, that's special - I've never seen it live. Have you seen them do it before?

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@davidclowery @TheBandCracker Speaking of weird deals, have Cracker had any offers to tour Australia lately?

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@TheFootyFeed The only two teams in the Scottish Premier League without an E are the two bottom teams at present. Two in League One as well, but they're in the top two places. Championship and League Two are mixed bags but teams with E's lead both.

[Iceland Cricket @icelandcricket]

We know how to bowl the googly, zooter, flipper, carrom ball, arm ball, doosra, top spinner, and slider.

None of us can actually bowl them. It's understanding the theory that counts.

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@davidclowery Boz Scaggs is an F Man. I woulda thought otherwise.

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@SimonForrest11 "There is a house in New Orleans - not the one you've heard about, I'm talkin' 'bout another house" - Silver Jews

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

“You,Boy!
British politics needs help.
Get me a man dressed as a bin!”

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

Erling Håland, 15, son of Alf-Inge, was very impressive for Bryne FK today. A chip off the old block. Expect to see him play for Norway too.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@RockNRoLL_85 Folsom Prison Blues, of course.

[Sick @sickdotdev]

unfollowing everyone on linkedin except this guy

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@adrianmckinty Every pub that Gordon Jackson drank in in The Professionals would be a fantastic relic today. Apart from the smoking, there are still a few that look the same

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@symeew13 @Evan_Dando Mother

[Yaroslav Trofimov @yarotrof]

For all of you relying on AI for advice.

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@scot_munroe That was a fun game to be at. Missed Totti doing this but saw the goals ?;^)

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@MickPuck Oh man, even the following tab defaults to "popular" rather than "most recent" now. (And I dunno who Sophie is, I hate the Daily Mail!)

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@davidclowery I heard about it here and it arrived in Australia in very good time. You're right, it is fantastic

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@Transport_CBR your buses keep leaving early. Today the 821 R3 left just after 817am. How can someone miss a bus if they're at the platform more than 3 minutes before it's due to depart? This happens often.

[Don Simon @shitterverse]

@VintageRockN_85 Mike Belitsky of @TheSadies

[Cʜʀɪs Sᴛᴇɪɴ @chrissteinplays]

I love that they didn't even bother to use a soda for the bottle opener demo