Shivam Kumar

Data & Analytics Consultant | IIMB | Interests: Analytics,BI,DW, Reading, & Running

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Oxford University researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science...

The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.

These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert.

However, it can be detected because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.

A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.

Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.

This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.

This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.

When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

[Julian Dorey @juliandorey]

the judi dench cameo fucking sent me 🤣😭

[Swati Mishra @swati_mishr]

डियर इंडिया,
साइज़, जनसंख्या और खोखले दावों के दम पर कोई देश स्वस्थ लोकतंत्र नहीं बनता. अब्यूज़ ऑफ पावर. अपने ही नागरिकों को निशाना बनाना. वेंडेटा. मौका देखकर आलोचकों के पीछे पुलिस और जांच एजेंसियां छोड़ना.

ये तमाम प्रैक्टिसेज़ देश को बीमारू बनाती हैं.
#IStandWithZubair

[KHSWA, Pune @KhswaPune]

@SatishJoshi_1 @Kharadicivic @Kshitij_KRA @CleanKharadi @SurendraPathare @Kharadiresiden1 @Dev_Fadnavis @jagdishmulikbjp What is nuisance..
* 1st @PMCPune take land parcel from Builder as per rules
* Sit idle on for decade without doing anything
* Citizens r waiting for devp. from years together
* Nothing happens & this news comes
Is @PMCPune going to adhere to devp. plan & complete it soon ?

[BBC News Hindi @BBCHindi]

‘पेट पर लात मत मारिए, पेट की लात बहुत ख़राब होती है’

‘मां बीमार होती है तो इलाज नहीं करवाती, उसे हमारे लिए पैसा भेजना होता है’

रेलवे भर्ती परीक्षा को लेकर नाराज़ बिहार के एक युवा का गुस्सा कुछ इस तरह फूट पड़ा.

वीडियोः दिलनवाज़ पाशा और विष्णु नारायण

[Shivam Kumar @shivamkr30]

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[Shivam Kumar @shivamkr30]

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[Shivam Kumar @shivamkr30]

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[Shivam Kumar @shivamkr30]

@venkataraman_27 IN

[Shivam Kumar @shivamkr30]

#GoodBye2021 with a 21km run #running

[Shivam Kumar @shivamkr30]

@librarymindset @warikoo @jayshetty @markmanson @patrickbetdavid @morganhousel @EricJorgenson @DARRENHARDY @JamesClear @davidgoggins @cduhigg 15/100 is my score.. will try add at least 10 to that in 2022 #Goals

[Shivam Kumar @shivamkr30]

@poorbjorn Why we sleep and Born to Run are my favourites

[Shivam Kumar @shivamkr30]

@TwitterBooks My top 5 reads from 2021:

The spy and the traitor - Ben Macintyre
Born to run - Christopher McDougall
Steve Jobs - Walter Isaacson
Early Indian - Tony Joseph
Tamas - Bhishm Sahni

[Shivam Kumar @shivamkr30]

@tjoseph0010 @Juggernaut Finished reading ‘Early Indians’ yesterday and it was a wonderful experience. Most of us have that urge to understand where we come from. Your attempt to provide an evidence-based answer to that question is credible. Thank you!

[Saurabh Jha @saurabhjha]

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[Saurabh Jha @saurabhjha]

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[Tech Mahindra @tech_mahindra]

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[Jason McIntyre @Jason__McIntyre]

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