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[🌻 @shlanner]

Idk why I keep buying cute clothes when the only things I wear are scrubs and pyjamas

[your cousin Vinny @muddaub]

after wearing masks 8-10 hours a day five days a week for two years, i don’t really have the patience for people throwing a tantrum because they have to wear one for fifteen minutes

[¢orie @corietjohnson]

I SAID YES 💕💕💕💕💍💍💍🥰🥰🥰 to multiple people when they asked me to do things! and now i’m overwhelmed

[Jann “stop live horse export” Arden @jannarden]

Get vaccinated. You’re crushing our health care system.

[🌻 @shlanner]

@em_rivers @danaisaia I’m definitely gonna have to start practicing on walking around with my tongue mouth again 🤦🏽‍♀️

[🌻 @shlanner]

@Purkis8 Damn, last night I asked a guy his name and he answered by telling me I’m too stupid to work in a hospital

[🌻 @shlanner]

Instant mood booster: Big Booty Mix 19✨🍑

[🌻 @shlanner]

Tim’s had no right to change their egg patties.

[🌻 @shlanner]

The fact that kenora is in the news around the world for a friendly ‘magic’ deer named Carrot really does not surprise me

[🌻 @shlanner]

I just want my boyfriend to show me off the same way he shows off his fish

[🌻 @shlanner]

I think I figured out the only reason I like working evening shifts is cause i give me an excuse to take mid day naps

[🌻 @shlanner]

Removing toxic people from your life really makes a big difference to your level of happiness

[🌻 @shlanner]

Spent 45minutes trying to get an X-ray of a toddler. Ended up doing an X-ray of peppa pig instead

[Hala @hala_thehustler]

Repost & Spread Awareness #BreatCancerAwarnessMonth

[🌻 @shlanner]

When I used to say “when I grow up I want to be just like my mom”, the universe took that a literally to seriously and thrusted her exact life’s layout onto me

[🌻 @shlanner]

@Cassie_Osiecki “Things you didn’t know you needed from amazon part___” on tik tok has had me buying the stupidest things man

[🌻 @shlanner]

Why do I automatically resort to online shopping when I’m bored