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AQHA

[🐝 @shlebycook]

The phrase healthy as a horse is hilarious because these animals die bc tummy ache

[A. @justbored142]

who the fuck doubled it and gave it to me

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

Bonjour Delilah what’s it like in Quebec city

[Joyce ★ @illjoy_]

The way he clearly came up with this joke on the spot and got into character so flawlessly is insane. Like that’s real confusion in his voice

[faith @twilightahead]

we’re so blind w grief </3 that we tend to overlook things like the layout of photos

[cav empty @cavempty_]

there are so many kinds of friends

[Dolly Parton @DollyParton]

If I tried to jog with these boobs, I'd end up with two black eyes! Enjoy the beautiful weather!!

[Nathan McDermott @natemcdermott]

We probably won’t ever see anything like this for the rest of our lives

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

Ryan Murphy used to have Jane Lynch delivering lines like this on a weekly basis

[Buddy @EdGeinFan2]

yoooo wtf

[elle @gintokew]

managed to pull an all nighter at 24

[🍂 Autumn 🍂 @AutumnTweets]

CVS is telling me my dog is going to be treated as an independent legal adults under HIPAA when he turns 18.

[patagucci perf papi @kenwheeler]

“hey babe where’s that steamer. i need to kill it”

[Dyatlov pass shady facts @ijimaia]

When you have a friend

[bananators: it exported 𐔌՞ ܸ.ˬ. ܸ՞𐦯 @frociaggini]

This video is so fucking cinematic

[Zaid Jilani @ZaidJilani]

The Supreme Court said we will have the same interpretation of the law that we've had for the past 168 years

[Larry the Cat @Number10cat]

The venn diagram of people who think the 2nd amendment is sacred but the 14th amendment should be ignored is a circle.