Ashley B.

Mostly just awkward. She/her

[Ashley B. @shlee407]

There was a group of girls dressed as One Direction dolls at #niallhoran last night in Utah and I am dying to find some good pictures of it. If anyone spots them, let me know. It was incredible 😂
#TSLOT #TSLOTUtah

[Ashley B. @shlee407]

@broodylicious WOOF 😅

[Ashley B. @shlee407]

@broodylicious 😬😬😬

[Ashley B. @shlee407]

Just stopping by to let everyone know that this week’s episode of Ted Lasso absolutely wrecked me in the best way possible. I cried through at least 30% of it.
Come talk to me about it.

[Ashley B. @shlee407]

THE TRIFECTA IS COMPLETE 🙌

[Doctor Who @bbcdoctorwho]

Murray Gold is returning to Doctor Who! 🎶

The composer will once again work with the BBC National Orchestra of Wales, with his musical scores appearing when #DoctorWho returns in November.

[📚Lydia M. Sigwarth📚 @LibraryLydia]

I will never get over the fact that Dennis Quaid (a father of twins who’s married to a 26 year old blonde who’s significantly younger than him) has played the role of “father of twins marrying/married to a 26 year old blonde who’s significantly younger” not once, but TWICE

[[kie.ran] @danblackroyd]

On “I Survived” all the men’s stories are like…bear attack. Or “I was trapped in an avalanche.” And all the women’s stories are like “I was doing a mundane thing I do every day and a casual male acquaintance I thought was cool stabbed me 10 times and shoved me into a ravine.”

[Kristen Arnett @Kristen_Arnett]

shall i compare thee to a nissan summer sales event

[Nerd Girl Says @Rachael_Conrad]

Princess Diaries 3 would heal our broken nation.

[Ashley B. @shlee407]

I am tired and I am sad and my work anxiety is slowly eating me alive.

[breebunn @breebunn]

periods are so confusing bc sometimes it’s like Oops! Suddenly Blood! with no symptoms and then other times it’s like one straight week of The Worst Pain you’ve ever experienced, buckets of blood, and also your nipples feel like they’re gonna fall off

[Ashley B. @shlee407]

@ashienicoo For my bachelorette party, one of my bridesmaids got us inkbox tattoos that said “bridesmaid” and “bride” I got a little sweaty and it just ended up looking like “bitch” 😂

[Ashley B. @shlee407]

It snowed so much today and I had a scary drive to work and a scary drive home and I have to do it again tomorrow and omg I hate it here.

(Not always but I really REALLY do today)

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i hope they make new barney a polyamorous trans lesbian just for you brigitte

[Ashley B. @shlee407]

#NewProfilePic 💁🏻‍♀️

[fran @galacticidiots]

On his way to proposition a girl UNCHAPERONED, with his tiddies fully out and everything

[Satan @s8n]

snitch

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

I hope this email finds you well. I hope that, no matter where you hide, it uncovers you. I hope that there is nowhere on this rock we call home that this email cannot seek you out.

[Night Vale podcast @NightValeRadio]

Unfortunately, *gestures around at just kind of all of it*