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[sloane barton @shloaney]

At our 2nd @Mariners game in KC in 3 days, just trying to support from states away as a military family ANNNDD…got pooped on by a bird….TWICE and we’re only in the second inning. CMON 🫪😰@MarinersPR gonna clean it off (& my arm and everywhere else) & keep the hat on but….OOF

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

IN PLACE OF A DARK LORD YOU WOULD HAVE A QUEEN!

NOT DARK BUT BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!

TREACHEROUS AS THE SEA!

STRONGER THAN THE FOUNDATIONS OF THE EARTH!

ALL SHALL LOVE ME AND DESPAIR!

[bug girl @buggirl]

being a human is miserable i want to be a tiny baby hippo who is allowed to bite everyone

[sloane barton @shloaney]

@TheSavBananas hey! I filled out the Google Form because I saw y’all post it before the form in the 2nd pic was live. I went ahead and filled that out too, hope it’s okay! Didn’t know which was the offish one.

[sloane barton @shloaney]

@igaveuararegift Still looking? I have 2 pit tickets for tomorrows Jacksonville show

[sloane barton @shloaney]

@muffinlab @_jaynesimpson

[sloane barton @shloaney]

this has had me in a chokehold over t-giving break, not gonna lie

[Kevin @KevinBuist]

My daughter informs me that over the past two days kids on TikTok have made a completely player-generated, decentralized game where people buy things with "doubloons."

[The Cultural Tutor @culturaltutor]

Why did Medieval people draw such strange doodles?

[Jokien With Tolkien @JokienWTolkien]

sneak preview of #TheRingsofPower season 1 finale:

HALBRAND: I'm Sauron

THE STRANGER: no, *I* am Sauron

POPPY: I'm Sauron!

ALL: I am Sauron!!

[Ben Crew @BenjaminCrew1]

This is one of the funniest behind-the-scenes clips ever

[Andy @aannnnddyyyy]

(screams internally)

[forward deployed fish @Jacobkupp]

i’ve been thinking about this a lot but i cannot be silent: Kaiser Permanente is a wild as hell name for a health care provider

[sloane barton @shloaney]

@lophiile 👀👀👀

Also head up to snowbowl, it’s gettin some flakes already!

[SIMONE 🩷 @parasocialyte]

"i'm a creep" "i'm a weirdo" ok??? i was working in the lab late one night when my eyes beheld an eerie slight for my monster from his slab began to rise and suddenly to my surprise (he did the mash) he did the monster mash (the monster mash) it was a graveyard smash

[sloane barton @shloaney]

@TMFanSupport please reply to my DM!!!

[sloane barton @shloaney]

@TMFanSupport I sent a DM, please respond.