heidi

wassup my knitta

[heidi @shooookith]

@NASA are they using Wi-Fi in space?

[heidi @shooookith]

@NASA will you make a Copy, Moon Joy shirt?

[heidi @shooookith]

Trump being bisexual wasn’t on my bingo card of 2025

[heidi @shooookith]

I wonder if animals only like us because of Stockholm syndrome

[heidi @shooookith]

The 90s called and said it’s time to have more fun and to bring back butterfly clips.

[heidi @shooookith]

Ladies never forget - people (men) dont take your health seriously because someone else has it worse or they think it’s all in your head

[heidi @shooookith]

I wonder how many people, especially kids, have to die and tell people realize that certain vaccines are necessary

[heidi @shooookith]

@itskimeveryone Bro what the fuck?!! I’m so sorry…

[heidi @shooookith]

I get Dr Oz and Dr Phil confused

[heidi @shooookith]

How sweet it is to be wildly in love while in a safe relationship. Three years!!!

[heidi @shooookith]

The older I get, the more Misandristic I become.

[heidi @shooookith]

Archeology has proved that since the dawn of time, men have always hated women

[heidi @shooookith]

First thing I do when I retire is to get an eyebrow piercing

[heidi @shooookith]

I need more sparkle in my life

[heidi @shooookith]

I’m definitely in my princess era

[K S @itskimeveryone]

don’t stop imagining
the day that you do is the day that you die

-youth lagoon

[heidi @shooookith]

If you’re going to underestimate me, i hope to at least surprise you.

[heidi @shooookith]

I own LIGHT UP SHOES!!!!

[heidi @shooookith]

Id like to become silly and whimsical

[heidi @shooookith]

Guess I have to start making sure my nails are always done