Loopy Brit

[Loopy Brit @shore_scribbler]

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[Loopy Brit @shore_scribbler]

@SoVeryBritish No deal. Small pleasures is where real life lives.

[Loopy Brit @shore_scribbler]

@Paul_Hawkins83 Being thin is overrated. I firmly believe we’re here on Earth to eat amazing food - otherwise why would it be THERE!?! Hmmm. See.

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@Paul_Hawkins83 Same. But with biscuits. And hormones. And sadness. Eradicate those three things and I’d be grand.

[Double Down News @DoubleDownNews]

Boris the Billionaire's Bitch @obornetweets

[MrBounceBack.com @Bounce_BackLoan]

Uhoh @Siobhain_Mc has just handed @RishiSunak his arse on a plate....

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@HertsSid @LynneFe17001627 Wash your mouth out - pop at it’s best! It’s now playing in my house loudly and I’m jumping around pretending I’m 16. My knees will hate me later.

[Loopy Brit @shore_scribbler]

@HertsSid I have ceased to care what anyone thinks of me. Look all you want, I imagine them just to be admiring the view.

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@HertsSid It’s probably for the best, the utter sex of it would set the tv alight.

[Femi @Femi_sorry]

0K, fine... I'll say what UK news presenters are too scare to say about Rishi Sunak's #SpringStatement.

[James Woodfield @JamesWoodfield]

The Conservative Party is no longer a genuine political entity.
The interests of the UK & its people are irrelevant to it.

It’s now nothing more than a mechanism for enabling profiteering, & misusing the vulnerable UK political system to extract wealth from the public purse.

[Loopy Brit @shore_scribbler]

@HertsSid Oh that sounds great, I’m trying to get the same thing happening in my house. But gently gently…

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@Paul_Hawkins83 Plunger it is then… we await photos. Seriously though, I really hope things improve for you x

[Loopy Brit @shore_scribbler]

@sexysoultribe @StevesLoveTarot @YouTube Neutral to the outcome, neutral to the outcome… god damn that little sliver of hope shining in - get the blackout curtains, quick!!

[Loopy Brit @shore_scribbler]

@HertsSid @Poshaudrey You will need a cushion, maybe two. Some tissues. A snack for the first half. Possibly a teddy in addition to cushions. Access to therapy straight after.

[Loopy Brit @shore_scribbler]

@StevesLoveTarot Oh I LOVE that song! Nobody else in my life seems to have heard of it.

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I assume they removed the downvote button because I abused it. I did have great fun while it lasted though.

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@Richard26Todd66 Oh thank god you said that, thought I was going mad but it DOES sound exactly like her right?

[Loopy Brit @shore_scribbler]

@McKennaSusie You look sooo happy - I don’t know you guys but happy anniversary. Thank you for making me smile big today x

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@GinaSeitz1 @sexysoultribe I want to believe, but I’m convinced I’m dealing with a super f*kwit. Every time Steve says those words I go “yep, that’s mine”.