Kelso

[Kelso @shot_collard]

I need everyone to understand that I’m not going but I still want to be invited

[Mela Yela @_melayela_]

Southwest Airlines new commercials gonna go like:

[Peter Mallouk @PeterMallouk]

Every bag in America trying to avoid getting on a Southwest flight

[围着纽约香港洛杉矶伦敦旧金山新加坡东北京上海外去旅行中 @WednesdaysDaily]

Best Halloween costume 😂 #HouseoftheDragon

[allie @plssnoperceive]

SO THE CIVIL WAR THAT RESULTED IN ALL OF THE DRAGONS BEING KILLED WAS CAUSED BY A MISUNDERSTANDING BECAUSE THERES LIKE 11 AEGONS #houseofthedragon

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

Ever seen a shark with scoliosis? This sweet sand tiger shark had a chronic condition that caused curvature of the spine. I love her.

[Kelso @shot_collard]

@MattNavarra how do I mute video posts in my newsfeed with the new Instagram update?? Even when I mute my phone the videos still have sound!!! It’s driving me crazy, give us back the old Instagram feed please😩😩😩

[Kelso @shot_collard]

@AndrewFisherr1 @CeciliaJosh1 @Blacktys @facebook @InstagramComms @instagram @Meta @mckeewright1 Were they able to get your accounts back??

[Kelso @shot_collard]

@Sgt_Jose_Torres @Meta @facebook This happened to me too

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Next I’m buying Coca-Cola to put the cocaine back in

[Dave Smith @redletterdave]

This exchange continues to haunt me

[Dr. Parik Patel, BA, CFA, ACCA Esq. @ParikPatelCFA]

Damn Elon moves quick

[Kelso @shot_collard]

Happy Birthday Daniel!! I hope you had the best day!🥳🎉

[Kev & Daniel’s #autism journey (& Bruce 😉) @kevharrison_]

Daniel’s my son. Profoundly Autistic. Hasn’t one friend. It’s his birthday today. In his ECHP he wrote that his two wishes were to learn to drive and make friends 😣 Please wish him a happy birthday. Please show him you care. Please share. ##happybirthday #autism #rt

[Bill Melugin @BillMelugin_]

NEW: Source on the ground at the international bridge in Del Rio just sent me this video showing the deteriorating situation. Federal source says the number has now increased to 9,300.
It was 8,200 this morning, and about 4,000 yesterday AM.
Mostly Haitians, I’m told. @FoxNews

[mexicankles @citazworld]

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[mexicankles @citazworld]

Who wants to hear how shitty my day has been? Apparently there was a wedding this weekend. 250 guests. GUESS HOW MANY PEOPLE FROM THAT WEDDING I HAVE IN MY ER WITH COVID RIGHT NOW? it’s been 6 fuckin days.

[Kelso @shot_collard]

For the love of god people just get the fucking vaccine

[Eric Mulder @EricMulder11]

This is a photo of my brain tumour. My surgery was originally scheduled for today, but I received a call yesterday afternoon that the surgery has been cancelled indefinitely. Please call, email, or share this post with our government officials. Thank you!

[Ben Rosen @ben_rosen]

oh you don’t want my dog to bark at you? then why would you stand calmly within a 2 mile radius of my house

[Jody Hamilton @fromthebunkerjr]

All. Of. This.