Dyson

Smells bad sometimes.

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

Not in my house

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@boobie_ok_laugh It happens

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

I think my biggest gripe with gen x besides being the last generation to live the American dream is using text to speech for every single text message

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

I think my biggest gripe with gen x besides being the last generation to live the American dream is using text to speech for every single text message

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

“Punish them” and the punishment is watching movies with girls in it.

[Penny @PennyJMP]

@ScouseJayne @upstatefederlst I like your “Punish Them For Things That Happened Before They Were Born” spirit.

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@boobie_ok_laugh ???

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[🎭 @deepfates]

The secret to riffing is being able to make a surprising connection faster than other people for this purpose. For this reason, I keep a reverse hashmap of all jokes I've ever heard, indexed by punchline. So I can find the joke in O(1) time

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

If you can’t chop it up with the ball and gun coworker, that is a skill issue

[Jay 🗡️ @Youzansenn]

Talking to your coworker about video games when you’re not a gun and ball gamer feels like a humiliation ritual

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@boobie_ok_laugh I think we’re on the bottom of the funnyness bell curve of the irony -> post irony journey on pickle rick

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@jimmyjosh_ Finally Free to play terraria

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

Every post that is a screenshot of a dating op is a psyop

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@jimmyjosh_

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@_livandletdie At least when that happens to you they come back, Omaha is the one and done tour stop

[liv adjectivenouns @_livandletdie]

if they were brave they’d do “google show me this guys balls” on stage. we’re left instead with a pale imitation

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@leahesque Actual american labor representation, pro choice pro labor racist

[David J. Bier @David_J_Bier]

The New York Times shows the damning evidence that ICE is offloading its racial profiling onto local cops, as we predicted. Abhorrent behavior. A conspiracy against our rights.

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@jimmyjosh_ Smoking for non aura is inherently more aura what are you talking about?

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@leahesque Quest for the vitamin

[Dyson @shoutbasil]

@_livandletdie Me