Carlos

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@portilloandhen - inspired by the best - your episode in Mallorca. Thankyou!

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@LeeAndersonMP_ Rubbish

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@HeatonStanJnrs @NineSoftwareCo Thanks, we're really pleased to be doing it! Have you got any photos of it yet?

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#DogsAtPollingStations dressed for the occasion.

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@Ed_McLeod Is that Carrow Road?

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@TPExpressTrains why are you so hopeless? Three out of three journeys in the space of a week disrupted by cancellations or delays. Surely after 150 years of railways we can work out how to run them???

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@sainsburys why do you bother with this daft Necter prices thing? I was going to buy some stuff in your store but decided not to as I didn’t want to pay more than someone else. Please just charge everyone the same price…..

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@OctopusEnergy - how come it takes 10-14 days to send me money when I can send money from my bank to you in about 5 minutes? There’s no reason for this in the digital age.

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@sainsburys Just decided not to buy presents here today as I don’t have a nectar card, don’t want one and refuse to pay more then everyone else for the same thing. Just reduce the prices for all and stop messing on with dual pricing.

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78A. And the second one is late as well. If it turns up.

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@gonortheast I love waiting in the rain for over 40 mins with no sign of a bus that should have been here 30 mins ago and not a lot showing on the map or service updates.

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@Cumbriapolice Shocking state of our flag in Windermere. Please could you obtain a new one?

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@RobLawson1 @SunderlandAFC You got it!

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@monzo I called your helpline and it just told me to cut the card up and dispose. Your helpline should take the details. I’ve now cut it up and disposed of as instructed. Thanks!

[Carlos @Shovvers]

@monzo I found someone’s debit card. Why don’t you be proactive rather than just telling me to cut it up. Maybe if I read the number out you could contact him or freeze the card. He’s probably really stressed trying to find it…..

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@LNER Great stuff by your team on the 17:00 from EDI. This is how you look after all your passengers as well as those in 1st class.

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@JeremyClarkson you know what. Those crisps are pretty bloody good….

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@TerryMatalas Thank you @TerryMatalas for making me feel like a kid again. The anticipation of having to wait a week for an episode was like it was 35 years ago. Your team’s attention to detail is second to none! Congratulations to all of the team: writers, set designers, actors etc etc!!!

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@borkdude COBOL, C, Smalltalk.

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@Richardhaydon24 @louisepriestman Something to do with dodging land tax I think.