syd

pockets swole pussy swollen

[syd @shreknee]

TOO CRINGE FOR NEW YORK
TOO BASED FOR LA
JUST PERFECT FOR NEW JERSEY

[paige hettinger @404paigenotfnd]

#Liked #Bookmarked #Screenshotted

[syd @shreknee]

The real #TONY heads coming out today

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I’m like spiderman if he was a girl and really into yaoi. And from New Jersey. Basically I’m saying I’m a hero

[syd @shreknee]

I wish I had a power washer so bad. Like if I had a power washer it would be over for u bitches

[Bub @letterbub]

Only Madonna could write a Grammy award winning song for an Austin Powers movie

[syd @shreknee]

whole time watching the odyssey thinking how telemachus should’ve been Timmy’s role

[Madonna @Madonna]

unapologeticlayingdownbitch. ❤️#rebelheart

[✩ @evilshayla]

#summer

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@PrettyTaIIGirl No for real like…

[syd @shreknee]

just rewatched wolf of Wall Street and really when a man says it’s their favorite movie it really is that bad. Like wow

[day 117 lice @headlicehatesu]

mentioned bar hopping to the girls and suddenly everyone had to wake up early tomorrow

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I love listening to Deborah Vance purse asmr

[syd @shreknee]

sometimes the juice man at the farmers market is the ultimate temptress

[syd @shreknee]

when I’m rich I will have all the streaming services and never be riddled with a “you don’t have this add on” issue

[syd @shreknee]

Anthony Bourdain didn’t start his world travels until his 40s. You have time, young hoe

[syd @shreknee]

all men do is chew with their mouth open and man spread

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tax return, dream interview, a weekend full of friends to look forward to, no class, freelance job hit me up, making tons of smoothies, great movies

[syd @shreknee]

my big self doesn’t dream of love. but there is excitement in the idea of dating a chef at a Michelin star restaurant. wow🩷

[syd @shreknee]

@abrasivenature omg just requested too… same sentiment. Lestat save me