banana dicks

mad, bad, and dangerous to know

[banana dicks @shutuphannuh]

@jerrysaidit 😭 they way you would beat his ass if it was the other way around

[rice @usohtsuki]

"cinephile" and you haven't even watched lego batman

[Gabby Birenbaum @birenbomb]

New 30-second Talarico spot features his grandfather:

"As a Baptist preacher in South Texas, he taught me to follow the two great commandments --- love God, and love your neighbor."

#TXSen

[emma @agrosserlook]

kinda dying at molly shannon being a true crime girly

[Jacob Blank @iamjacobblank]

She was calling George Bush a war criminal who should be tried at The Hague in 2005. Many of you could never.

[okdrou @fkapigz]

exactly

[Dal Riata Capital @ReganCoda]

Coked to the tits. Lmao

[jake rhodes @jakebrodes]

Shop wanna charge 2 grand for front and rear brakes hell nah player I got a better idea I will buy all the parts and watch YouTube and then break my car completely then kill myself.

[kevs @timeoutofline]

i’m a bitch i’m a lover i’m a child i’m a mother

[pinkie @pinkamaniaa]

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine

[Clash Report @clashreport]

Zohran Mamdani:

We’re not running away from the Democratic Party. We’re going back to what the party used to be.

You think about FDR and LaGuardia. You think about the New Deal. That’s what the Democratic Party once was. That’s what it could be again.

And if we want to win, I think that’s what we have to become.

[• hatti @Whohewas0]

me remembering the time i lost my absolute mind over someone i knew for 3 months (we also never dated) just because the person was the first person to make me feel something after not feeling anything for so long

[Isaac @isaacturnersong]

Yeah I'll get the uhhh what I deserve

[gal౨ৎ @prtygal777]

well, she is

[banana dicks @shutuphannuh]

@jerrysaidit Come >:)

[danielle @seuIgifilm]

the bling ring: card declined.

[gabi !! @bordelehoe]

i hope my ex gets addicted to sports betting i fucking hate that guy

[Frazier Tharpe II @The_SummerMan]

early Tweet of the Year nominee

[jake @wormpuller]

Going on Joe Rogan Experience to see how many Aqua Teen Hunger Force episode plot lines I can get him to accept as true stories