Shawn

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

My chosen location for eclipse viewing - Walmart parking lot Maryville, TN #eclipse2017 #rollback #1m56s

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

Awesome meteor shower tonight #sosad

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

Power's out. Rocking 4400 watts just to watch Archer on the DVR #Archer #usbcharging

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

I am awesome, and there's a brewery #ommegang #sweettasting

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

Tree is down, halls un-decked #twastheseason

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

Midnight @ wegmans, out of veggie trays and rye bread, so I got beer and steak #lemonade

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

WOB in Albany has closed #restraining order #WOB #daveandbusters

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

My friend had a stalker. I handled it #equalizer #safarijoe

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

Divinity makes me feel alive ag.. No wait, I'm dead #stillfun #resurrectplease

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

Two guys just walked past me with an *empty* mall supplied baby carriage and I'm wondering; are they shopping? #babywarehouse #slightlyoff

[Hermine Cranfill @Herminep15]

It's a SHAWN Thing! You wouldn't understand! https://t.co/2IfiHuiGuK

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

The @USGA had a chance to learn from @NFL & even @MLB - FAILED, still just an old boys network #throwaflag #iamout #toooldtocount #coots

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

Shooting my hypothetical potato gun #notabadguy

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

Ron makes good beer #double

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

I got that freaking ryno on hard level #ratchetandclank #sheepinator #suckithardmode

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

This bar is awesome! #thingsisaid

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

I found a rash on my leg this morning #thingsiheard

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

One of the perks of being the boss, I slept in the truck until 11 this morning #thingsiheard #sameguy

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

I spent 14 days in jail for stealing my own car #thingsiheard

[Shawn @shwnknndy]

Mowing wet #chores