Sid

22 | non practising intellectual | @bitspilaniindia ‘26

[Sid @sidsaysstuff]

I identify as kilometers per second cause I want to km/s

[𝜗℘ @22lacei]

The kindest thing literature does is remind you that your peculiar little feelings have always existed. Someone, in some century, was equally confused by love, bored by society, tired of performing, and hungry for meaning.

[hunter @3gpmh]

ngl i be faking peace bro i’m losing it at 7am sometimes

[zynzl @zynzl_]

Bigger than you = roids

Richer than you = daddies money

Smarter than you = nerd

Never stop the cope

[MuFAWSA @mufawsa_]

national sex day but the only thing i’m fucking is retarded

[spongebobham2billion @spongebobhamtwo]

June is just regular month to me. Just a glimpse into how gay my mind has become

[Siraj Hashmi @SirajAHashmi]

first pride month without ayatollah khamenei :(

[aaryan @blondedicarus]

i miss being an unemployed alcoholic so bad oh my god i was miserable but it was the best time of my life

[Sid @sidsaysstuff]

as a Punjab fan, WE’RE SO BACK 😍

[Sid @sidsaysstuff]

Main Kanye concert nhi jaa raha hu iss baat ka Mujhe dukh hai
But mere dost bhi nhi ab ja sakte hai iss baat ki mujhe utni hi khushi hai 😌

[Tomi @tomiwebstr]

when you wrote rubbish in your 8:30-10:30am exam but at least you get the remaining day to yourself

[Sid @sidsaysstuff]

no one got their heads shaved this writeup szn, major L 👎🏾👎🏾

[Atrioc @Atrioc]

we are reaching levels of debt and gambling that are truly a wonder to behold

[BiChud @FagChud]

A lot of niggas are fake sensitive young men. No insecurity, no loneliness, nothing. Not me though. I ain't like these posers. I am straight up suffering.

[anna (go to him) @dollgoiana]

ler livros somente te faz entediante
usar drogas somente te faz um junkie
ler e usar drogas te faz um verdadeiro intelectual

[John Attridge @John_Attridge]

Previous scholars have argued that it is so over. In this paper, however, I posit that we are so back

[Goob @goobgleeb]

a new guy was just released

[birdbath @birdbath]

One time I put a hole in a girl's wall by slamming her brother's PS4 controller in it, she didn't call the cops cuz I had her mindcontrolled via nutting in her. Then the construction job I worked at had me go there to repair the drywall, $50 in my pocket. The girl got an abortion

[dunk #innocenthakimi 🇫🇷🇮🇳 @d_d149]

if i were a husband i'd touch my wife's feet, not because of feminism or equality but because i have a foot fetish

[hazy spyral 🏳️‍⚧️ @Tym3B0Mb]

the world you grew up in no longer exists

[All-bones Jones💀Skeleton Vtuber @AllbonesJones]

Auto-translate feels like releasing invasive species into Japan. I saw a Japanese threatening a Russian by pirating Dostoevsky, only for the Russian to reply with a pirate site and some book recommendations.
They have no natural defenses against these people. RIP the ecosystem.