Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous

Here I go

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

Y'all really be comparing apricots and cantaloupes tryna make antelopes 😒

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

There's been a resurgence of people being really fucking annoying about me not liking cheese

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

I sometimes wish I had a pregnant belly so I could have a place to rest my hands.

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

@_NickiMo_

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@vizualpupil_ It's just like oh yall don't even know me?? Cuz I literally could only be buttercup, there's no other choice for me. Also no one wants to be Blossom

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

My friends saying I have to be Blossom and not Buttercup cuz I'm "the leader" is my least favorite thing that happened this week. Feels homophobic tbh

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Smoking meth ON the bus is so crazy. I fucking hate it here

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

@vizualpupil_ "Really love a silly lady"? what's that say friend lmao

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

@Kenyadiigit Was just somewhere and they wanted $10 for one

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

Had a whole outfit in my head but just found out I packed the white pants instead of skirt and now I'm spiraling

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

Aye. I just put something in the microwave and went outside to smoke. I came back in and there was exactly 7 seconds on the board. No beep. Auspicious af.

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

@vizualpupil_ "That's a land drink" is so good

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

Oh! Just so everyone can shut tf up, I saw a baby pigeon last week.

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

@slimegreenpaint 😍😍

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

I'm sitting in a bar having a lil drinky alone and this couple comes and sits a few seats down and I said "no wait! My imaginary friends are there please don't squish them"
what is my FUCKING PROBLEM 😞

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

I seen someone I knew in the bar last night so I went up and was like hey how are you? And they were like "my kitten just died and then I saw someone get stabbed to death at the train station. How are you?"
😳😳😳 uhh better than that bitch what

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

They really cannot make me vote for that withered up bitchass war monger wtf

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

Jay Z really said "no panties with jeans, so necessary"
nigga what?? why?

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

I wish my dad could see all the cool shit I'm up to

[Jonathan Saint-Bundy de La Gorgeous @sierra_please]

@PhilDeezNuts If you read enough books this summer you might could win some tickets and a personal round table pizza

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I feel like there should be a Bob's Burgers episode this weekend called "Total Eclipse of the Fart"