Boss: hey, [boss’s boss] wants to send out champagne to all our employees in lockdown. Since you don’t drink, what would you like instead
Me: an equivalent dollar amount of vanilla coke
Boss: are you serious
Me:
Boss: you want 70 cans of vanilla coke
Me: here’s my address
👩🚀 Astronaut Kate Rubins is all "high fives and smiles" as she takes her first breath of fresh Earth air in 185 days. Aboard the @Space_Station, Rubins conducted hundreds of hours of @ISS_Research, including advancing her work in DNA sequencing.
🗳️ Trainers, it’s time to cast your vote! 🗳️
The two Pokémon with the most votes will be the featured Pokémon for our next two Community Day events! #PokemonGOCommunityDay
I don’t know who needs to hear this but 4th of July is CANCELLED. First of all, this country is not worth celebrating. Second of all, the cases for COVID are only growing. STAY HOME !!!