Sigmund

PhD in bro science

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Only date women that grew up watching VeggieTales

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@alt1na1 Ya we did this when they sent my wife in for monitoring at 40 and 3 and I was stuck driving to get the hospital bag while she went into crazy labor

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@slye i just spent 200 on a window unit to keep the bedroom extra cold

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@Molson_Hart Ah yes. Get me a hal- I mean 59 fluid ounce milk please

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@kitten_beloved The fent zombies have rights and deserve representation!!!

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I apologize to my 1(one) black friend. If the race war is here I would like you to know I did not pick the teams

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@eigenrobot PRAISE GDP

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If Sidney Sweeney had open applications to motorboat her tits, there would be an endless horde of applicants. Even with strict requirements, fraudulent documents and attempts to sneak by would massive. There would be claims of great "need"

This is America's immigration policy

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It's ridiculous that our mayors have foreign policy opinions at all

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Fable 5, write an app to replace every single realtor

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@digitalspaz its free to go walk around while u wait

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@gorilla_rape lol

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@AnthropoceneMe1 i think picking a high quality partner is like.. 85% of being good at relationships?

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@SkiraReed yeahhhhhh if its totally soaked its one thing, a little sweat is fine

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@cremieuxrecueil haha! buttsex!

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@tcbales @thegenesisbl0ck yeah we do that too. was mostly being silly about the beans, she does like them tho

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god i fucking hate realtors. entitled boomer job. there was ONE house i looked at. realtor did nothing other than show up when called by his COWORKER selling the house. wants 11 grand for this work, if we buy the house.

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@cutoffs_io @supertrucker This should be treated as treason