Silas

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[slater @devito]

These gas prices are cutting into my weed DoorDash porn vape gambling budget! 😒

[Silas @silas______]

Picture this: me - small penis, laser nipples, 100 power ups in Bus Traffic Fever, nicotine addiction but in complete denial so I keep going into withdrawal and my friends have to sneak nicotine into my system so I'm not a POS anymore.

That's the dream.

[WEEI Red Sox Network @SoxBooth]

Back from the dead once again! Caleb Durbin continues to the magical Red Sox run with a clutch solo blast to make it 6-5 Sox over the Orioles in the bottom of the eighth.

Photo by Jaiden Tripi/Getty Images

[Silas @silas______]

@HiGHTek33 @ChrisCotillo He went to UNC.

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@stevepark0 @EdHand89 Good details but you gotta at least try to hide that AI wrote it

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"I know you're not going to believe this, but I think my stomach was feeling weird because my socks were wet. I should have known better when this started."

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@wheniwasawaitr Autism

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@MrDJSilva @SnazzyLabs Saying "should of" makes you sound like a brick

[Tyler Milliken @tylermilliken_]

Payton Tolle is fucking hilarious. What a joy.

[EvilMowa @EvilMowaa]

Condom sex and turkey bacon is the same damn thing🙄

[Silas @silas______]

@PalmerDesigns_ He's about to suck in June because June is pride month

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My girlfriend is impressed with my rapid speed and dynamic nature

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@BostonTBA @SmittyOnMLB Sox are one injury away from really needing their depth. They're both proven, good quality, MLB level starters when healthy

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@CompanyHooch Earliest lesson I got from my dad: don't ask a woman if she's pregnant unless you can see a leg dangling out.

[Red Sox @RedSox]

See ya tomorrow.

[Daniel Fox @DanBFox1287]

The Top Five Teams in the World Baseball Classic

5. Venezuela
4. Japan
3. Dominican Republic
2. United States
1. The Boston Red Sox

[Jay Cuda @JayCuda]

most teams named after a sock - by professional sports league

[Silas @silas______]

@MKBHD .@OpenSnow! Built by default for ski weather, but they do normal weather too. Lots of nifty features

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@NESN I love this guy

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@Section10Pod