Picture this: me - small penis, laser nipples, 100 power ups in Bus Traffic Fever, nicotine addiction but in complete denial so I keep going into withdrawal and my friends have to sneak nicotine into my system so I'm not a POS anymore.
That's the dream.
Back from the dead once again! Caleb Durbin continues to the magical Red Sox run with a clutch solo blast to make it 6-5 Sox over the Orioles in the bottom of the eighth.
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"I know you're not going to believe this, but I think my stomach was feeling weird because my socks were wet. I should have known better when this started."