kat

ess wearing a white dress down in orlando i was only nineteen

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

currently a danger to myself and others, and by myself and others i mean specifically my property management company

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

acting a mess in public 😻

[Silas @silas______]

"I know you're not going to believe this, but I think my stomach was feeling weird because my socks were wet. I should have known better when this started."

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

i’m a beast when it comes to program
management

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

i’m an out of the box thinker when it comes to punctuation and conventions of grammar. but i’m very by the book. i’ve taken the book out of the box.

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

the emails i send to the fine people of the Automobile License Plate Collectors Assn are the categorical opposite of the emails I send to Utah state legislators

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

in the club just straight up stimming

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

in a world of white people going on vacation to japan, it feels good to be a white person going on vacation to good old fashioned europe

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

telling the guys at the state street taco stand “i’m a huge fan of your work”

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

a license plate that says =VLOOKUP(

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

my most commonly said phrase of my life: “pee aye ess ZEE, let me know if you need the rest”

[hope hopes hoping @hopes_revenge]

i like drinking whiteclaw because it tastes exactly like it’s the product of a focus group with long covid bisexuals . which it is

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

at the bar and they’re playing stupid girl by garbage

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

sometimes when i help users log in at work i feel like a doctor saving someone’s life

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

i’m dr frankenstein and my huge google sheet is my monster

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

if i was an olympic figure skater i would skate to free bird and just do a thousand jumps

[kat @wheniwasawaitr]

going out in public just wearing the craziest outfit you can think of

[Lisa Barlow Updates and Charts @thatblisa]

i feel so empty and lost inside #lisabarlow

[caps enjoyer @pldoubleds]

so happy for my close personal friends the us figure skating team

[Xavier's Online @xaviersonline_]

How do I cope with negative feelings from being forced to live in Pedophile Hitler World