Em Slam

too dreamy for this timeline 🌙 follow back always

[Husker4Life @NE_good_life]

Ok, I will just say, whether you like this guy or not this is damn funny.....

[Em Slam @silkkiss265]

@jk_rowling Bring back insane asylums!

[Em Slam @silkkiss265]

@elijahwood Not anymore!! 🙌🙌🙌

[Chad Caton🎙🇺🇸 @ImFiredUp2]

Not going to lie….. This is hilarious 😂😂😂

Canada is getting trolled by the Boss.

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

“Lindsay Clancy was just mentally ill”

Okay and Jeffrey Dahmer was just hungry.

Shut the fuck up.

[Rep. Nancy Mace @RepNancyMace]

We shouldn't have to say this, but postpartum depression is not an excuse to kill your children.

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

When a pit bull kills a kid, we exterminate them. Theres no judgment behind it: we know it’s an impulse they couldn’t control. But we also recognize that if your impulses lead to you killing kids, you need to be removed from society.
Judgment aside, you just cannot be trusted and you need to be locked away forever. As a parent…if you kill your kids, your life is over anyway, so IDK what we are doing here.

[Em Slam @silkkiss265]

@catturd2 Fake!! @JellyRoll615

[Ron DeSantis @RonDeSantis]

WNBA meeting to decide whether 2+2=4 or 2+2=5

[LeoTerrell @TheLeoTerrell]

I love it! Do you need a civil rights lawyer? I’m available!

[James Uthmeier @JamesUthmeierFL]

The WNBA knows better than to play games down here in Florida, because I’ll be charging people with assault.

[Em Slam @silkkiss265]

👏👏👏😂😂😂

[Enes Kanter FREEDOM @EnesFreedom]

After careful consideration and reviewing the current eligibility guidelines,
I’m officially declaring myself a @WNBA prospect.

If simply declaring who you are is all that’s required, then I meet every single requirement necessary to compete in the WNBA.

My team and I have carefully examined the WNBA’s eligibility criteria and governing framework surrounding self-identification and inclusion. Based on the current guidelines, I can and am officially declaring my eligibility for the upcoming WNBA draft in April 2027.

I know my presence on the court will stir up strong opinions.
I am definitely not here to mock, make fun of, or disrespect any community or personal choices.
I’m simply asking that the current rules be applied equally to everyone — the rules that represent the very values many WNBA players and coaches have publicly advocated for.
My team and I are prepared to ensure these guidelines are applied equally, consistently, and without exception, and I look forward to the #WNBA honoring its stated principles.

See you at training camp.

https://t.co/zlwWpVF0Ou

[Em Slam @silkkiss265]

#NewProfilePic

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: Hawaii Democrat congressional candidate Kirill Basin ARRESTED for threatening a man with a knife after he was asked to lower the volume of his music at the beach.

He tried fighting but was immediately knocked out 🤣

Instant FAFO

[Em Slam @silkkiss265]

@johnrich @ASU @michaelcrow 👏👏👏

[U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement @ICEgov]

Kaitlyn, it’s time to go home, eh? 🍁

[Roseanne Barr @therealroseanne]

The fact that no news station will air the speech tonight is all the proof you need that there is a conspiracy between the major media corporations and anti-Trump sentiment .

[Spencer Pratt @spencerpratt]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they react when someone dies.