tina turnup

the e*trade baby, all grown up

[tina turnup @silllyjenna]

Had a dream I was witnessing the icarly writers room #inspired

[tina turnup @silllyjenna]

I’ve contracted Benjamin buttons disease

[bingle @binkymode]

if email was invented today it would be called something like Zoola or Claire

[tina turnup @silllyjenna]

Giving myself a little ai psychosis as a treat

[Allen Fee @allenfee]

@babubarfs Kermit is Miss Piggy’s Mr. Big low key.

[Christin @hexprax]

Jalapenos aren't spicy anymore. Or maybe they never were. I don't remember anything that ever happened to me in my life.

[cav empty @cavempty_]

she still has yet to view your instagram story my liege

[Hustlanani @hustlanani]

Dating older or younger don’t even matter nomo everybody stupid

[Alex ☭ @sinusitiis]

these mosquitos will pull ur panties 2 the side

[tina turnup @silllyjenna]

Accidentally reposted someone’s baby on instagram

[mary @elaine_stritch]

me and who

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

applying for disability due to My Curse

[tina turnup @silllyjenna]

that's my emotional support 2k credit card debt <3

[tasman @lildorothy_]

just checked the forecast and there's a 90% chance of yay #yay

[silv 🐴💫 @nirvancia]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:

I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke

[❥ 𝑪𝒐𝒇𝒇𝒆𝒆 𝑳𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒔 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑭𝒂𝒏𝒔 ❥ @tonyhawktruther]

Buying something from Target feels like voting for Obama

[tina turnup @silllyjenna]

Spent $30 on a hair clip today but I’m not proud of it