Shanny Luft

Shanny is a professor of religious studies, but you probably know him from his podcast, No Cure for Curiosity.

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

I'm a HUGE fan of @GianmarcoSoresi. But my mother-in-law? He's like, her religion.

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@waitmanb These never get old.

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@AaronCReale @jtamblyn1 @Nerdrotics I see what's happening. You're making the mistake of actually watching the show. Real fans didn't need to watch a show to hate it.

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

Thanks to @lindaholmes for recommending a SiriusXM station called 80s Chill Pill. But it should have been called "Slow Songs from your Bat Mitzvah." Never Surrender? Glory of Love? Careless Whisper? 80s Chill Pill is like if this watch had a playlist.

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

Because #BenAffleck and I were both born August 15, 1972, I like to pretend we are in a contest. Some years he wins (an Oscar!) and other years I win (a PhD!). Ben is unaware of this contest.

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

@NetflixFilm After watching Netflix's Eurovision Song Contest on Netflix, I think the USA should start the American Song Contest.

Every US state and territory submits one song by a local band every year. One state wins.

Call me, Netflix.

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[Julián Castro @JulianCastro]

Breaking curfew is no excuse for senselessly beating someone on their way home @NYPDnews.

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[Larry Wilmore @larrywilmore]

This is the type of nefarious shit I’m talking about.

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

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[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Absolutely horrifying. Now more than ever, we need the cameras on and we need honest reporting of what’s happening. This officer must face swift accountability.

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

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[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

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[Shanny Luft @siluft]

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[ALBΞRT MacGloan @AlbertMacGloan]

They literally can’t help themselves!

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[KID VICIOUS🔪 @kirkacevedo]

WATCH VIDEO!
A police officer in Union Square
Throws up a white power sign
and giggles with his fellow officer!!

THIS IS WHY THEY’RE RIOTS!

TRUMP’S AMERICA!

#riots2020
#protests2020
#BlackLivesMatter
#TrumpsAmerica
#KidVicious👊🏽

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[Shanny Luft @siluft]

@pchh I'm good with Schitt's Creek. I need you all to help me process Tiger King.

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

A regular Whopper is 660 calories--while the vegan-friendly Impossible Whopper is 630 calories. What kind of PLANT is this thing made from? The Butter Conifer found primarily in the American South? The Cheese Fern of the Midwest? #impossibleburger #CheeseFernoftheMidwest

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

I went to #starbucks and ordered an Ariana Grande Frappucino. The barista politely explained that it didn't exist, and I politely explained that it should. She agreed.

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

If I press the power button twice on my phone, it snaps a picture. But if I press three times, it calls 911.

That means in the near future, I'm going to be explaining to the police that my dog was doing something hilarious.

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

Wow. Life has been tough for the Avengers since the snap. #Endgame  #Avengers

[Shanny Luft @siluft]

Or that he'd send me a text asking me to pick him up at school and tell his friends that I once met Luke Skywalker, because they don't believe him.